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2026

01

Jun

Rachel Pizzolato’s Swim Week Titties of the Day

POPULAR MECHANICS FOR KIDS….

IS also POPULAR HUMAN BIOLOGY for grown men who never grew out of their teenage obsession with tits…

Her name is Rachel Pizzo and she’s got some big old Italian tits…

She is known for being a host on Popular Mechanics for kids, but thanks to her tits, she is popular in the pervert internet crowds.

She clearly milks those milkers because she’s got them out in bikinis for SWIM WEEK, which means she goes out of her way to walk the runaway in a bikini at Swim week, like a ghetto instagram model with a dream, only she’s already been on TV…

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2026

01

Jun

Mummification Monday of the Day

I asked my only friend Stefan what a fetish that starts with “M” is for Monday because I am not that creative…

Weirdly enough, he answered “MUMMIFICATION” pretty instantly.

Mummification, the fetish where people want to be shrink wrapped like they are leftovers….or being shipped overseas…or like they work in a warehouse packing product…it is not on the top of my list, not on my radar, I generally forget it exists…

But not Stefan, clearly, he likes the feeling of having the air sucked out of him by being hugged, snuggled so tightly that he needs to breathe through a tube…

I saw a Claire Danes movie where she was some Autistic chick who hugged cows, realizing that putting them through a hug machine made them easier or calmer to slaughter…because the autistic chick needed hugs when she would have her spazz-outs…

I figure, this is a weird version of that….because humanity is retarded.

Here’s a VERY limited selection of mummification fetish content because it weirds me out too much.

That’s enough of this shit…

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2026

29

May

Charli XCX Titty Whoring of the dAy

You give these popstars a camera and internet access and it’s just fucking titty content all day…

No matter how rich or famous they are…TITTY FUCKING content…

It’s low level, desparado, and funny….

Fat Charli XCX still relies on her tits to matter, even after all her success…

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2026

29

May

Hailey Bieber Grocery Shops of the Day

Hailey Bieber is just like you…..

SHE HAS A PENIS…..

I mean, she probably doesn’t have a penis, but her jawline makes me think she do.

She is just like you because she grocery shops….

Hailey Bieber posted some relatable content….look she goes to stores, just like us normies who don’t have slaves we call assistants…

It’s just so normal for her, that she’s documented it in photos.

Like it’s an amusement park ride doing menial tasks for the social media.

She is a billionaire….so not like you at all…

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2026

29

May

Millie Bobby Brown’s Titties for Commerce of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown’s fanbase are creepy Stranger Things fans from the nerd-o-sphere, so they probably don’t like tits….opting for other nerdy sci/fi fantasy shit like tentacles…especially since she fell into their lives as a 10 year old with a shaved head…making the whole thing even creepier than it already was…

Anyway, the actor turned influencer with her direct to consumer brand understand marketing like a stripper or hooker understands marketing.

Tits get hits…

So you may not be able to have bikini babes in beer ads, or really any ads, because fat girls get mad….

You can have bikini content whoring and self promoting….

It’s when a man organizes a shoot where it becomes toxic or sexist…

But when a girl just trying to sell bullshit product to make a billion dollar direct to consumer brand does it…it’s fair game…

So Millie using her tits to get hits, to sell product, for commerce, which is what tits are for…

I mean that and milking babies, but no one cares about the real human experience, we’re all AI algorithm controlled and there’s no room for trad wife shit there….

BUT THERE IS ROOM for tits….especially when they are transactional and for commerce…

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2026

28

May

Ivanka Trump in a Bikini of the Day

HELLO!

A small percentage of you will hate her because you hate her father…liberal blue haired outraged genderless weirdos on SSRIs…

The rest of you are reasonable people and realize that there’s a fit blonde half Eastern European in a bikini…who may be in her 40s, but that’s ok….

Bikinis bridge everything….bikini bridges may be everything…politics are stupid and boring….making your identity your politics is so silly but bikinis are not…

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2026

28

May

Kat Dennings Bikini in the Fridge of the Day

There are nerds who have Kat Dennings fetishes, they find her the hottest thing to ever be on TV and they’ve now made her into a Mavel character….maybe because of her big tits, or the fact that she looks like their fat moms. I don’t know….I just know it happens…

This is a picture of her in a bikini, keeping herself cool because fat is an insulator and it can get hot foa fat chick, so stripping down in a bikini and standing in front of the fridge is their only solution, not necessarily to keep cool, but because the fridge is their happy place, the only place they know….

So fat girl in bikini by the fridge pulling out some Cream Cheese or whatever dairy product that may be…..has layers of weird fetish to it….

I don’t know when it is from, but I am sure her fans do, I just know it happened…check it out..

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2026

28

May

Bella Hadid’s Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

There was a time I would do galleries of random internet girls partaking in random fetish content, probably to push their onlyfans…

The problem with those galleries, as fun as they were, you know celebrating the average at best slut….is that these sluts were keen during COVID, but then found god, or a new strategy, or new life goals and pulled back.

So now they are paying asshole lawyers to get their images removed and it’s non fucking stop…..

So they’ve ruined the fun for everyone…

Once an eager exhibitionist self promoter trying to hit the big times, producing racy content with their assholes….now, filled with regrets becuase they never quite hit….

One of the top galleries was asshole behind thong, where I’d pretend the asshole was the gateway to the soul, because it was the unifying orifice, but I was just joking around, it’s full of shit and gross sex organ, the media just wants you loving asshole to turn you gay or fill you with parasites transmitted from shit, especially when the warmer and friendlier vagina is right next door waiting for you…..

It was good times…..

Well, Bella Hadid, skinny girl, with an inverted pussy mound is showing her skinny model ass, in a thong, where you can most likely makeout the asshole dents….

So we don’t need those amateurs, give me top rated rich kids packaged as top model asshole behind thong to celebrate gayness…and poopy dick…

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2026

28

May

Jessica Alba’s Old Lady Young Cock of the Day

Jessica Alba is pretty fucking old but she’s preserved herself pretty well because she had nothing better to do.

Sure, she’ll pretend she was raising kids and running a billion dollar business, but we know how much actual work she put into those things.

Since selling her company or stepping down as a figurative CEO, she also didn’t have to stay contractually married to the guy behind the curtain, her wizard of Oz, Cash Warren who orchestrated this whole thing while being her fanboy…

She has been rumored to be an insatiable whore in Hollywood, who fucks all the new talent that comes through, despite being married.

We can’t confirm those rumors because I don’t live in Hollywood and these aren’t my people. I’ve just heard she’s a cheater or in an open marriage that she opened because she likes opening her legs to feel something…even after all the kids…

Sh is now having sex with a younger guy, some STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK moment in 50 year old women in menopause needing new young fresh cock….to keep her witch-hole as youthful as possible, despite all the pockmarks and scars….by ABSORBING his life force and feeling like she’s not a wretched old granny ass…

Anyway, they were in Miami in bikini…getting fuck on in ocean…arrest these perverts….

He looks gay, maximizing the marketing efforts, she seems to be playing it up for the hired paparazzi….all a show…and she wore a skirt in the water instead of being asshole out….BUMMER….only not BUM ENOUGH…

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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2026

27

May

Bella Hadid’s Bathing Suit Day on the Yacht of the Day

Bella Hadid seems to have hired a group of groupies to follow her around and take her pictures with excitement on a yacht, because it makes her feel good about herself.

Sure, the internet is a shitty fucking place and she probably has groupies trying to get pics and take selfies with her every chance they get, because we are sad sad people….

So in theory Bella Hadid doesn’t need to hire a group of yes-men groupies to take pics of her…but there’s something magical about being able to force them to lick your boots, or eat your feces or do other things you’d have a harder time getting away with when it is with people not on your payroll.

Anyway, she’s a very rich kid, who became a top model, despite not being hot, and has managed to become rich in her own right.

She’s in Cannes, on a Yacht, in a Bathing Suit, and since she’s a top model, you should care.

IF you find her hot, you may be gay, but since they want us to think she is hot, we must buy into the propaganda….

Her ass is eating her one piece…

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