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2024

31

May

Caroline Vreeland’s Titty Top of the Day

Caroline Vreeland has some ridiculously huge tits and in a world that celebrates tits, that’s a good thing.

Her tits are so big they are almost gross, if that’s even possible in this world that celebrates tits.

I’ve always said that if you’re going to have tits, they might as well be as big and as sloppy as your back can handle, because why the fuck not.

Especially if you’re buying yourself a set of fake tits, be ridiculous with them, make that investment count…

If you’re naturally just a hormonal freak who stores fat in the tits, rather than everywhere else, own that shit, use that shit, show off that shit because everyone at their biological core is a titty fetishist.

Lucky for her, tits get hits and putting them in a sheer top is the important and meaningful work that helps push her forward….

These tits are ridiculous, titty content is fun, tits bigger than my head even more fun….and I don’t even give a shit about tits…but sometimes you just gotta give into the presence of the tit, so big that it’s globular poles suck you in like some kind of magnetic frequency….

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2024

31

May

Kelly Osbourne Bikini of the Day

Kelly Osbourne is not very hot, she’s never been hot, but I am sure the diehard Ozzy fans think she’s hot knowing she was shat out of his satanic testicles….

She was the fat and annoying troll entitled rich kid on their TV show, who grew up to be fat and probably less annoying since we never hear much about her, but recently she got on Ozempic as lazy pigs everywhere do, hoping for that fat loss without effort or stopping of the food, and I guess that brings the confidence to take her fat mom body, now less fat, to the pool in a bikini rather than one of those fat lady designed dresses with the skirts integrated into them, which fat ladies don’t even wear anymore because they all like to have their guts hang over their bikini bottoms like the pigs they are…

I don’t know why I am posting this..

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2024

31

May

Renae Erica Gets Fired for Being Naughty Online of the Day


Her name is Renae Erica is some hot instagram / OF model…who is also a CAM GIRL

She got fired because her boss found her socials….and now she’s using it to go viral…as she fucking should because in this world of doing all you can to go viral, you can’t just sleep on a story that makes feminists angry about sex worker shaming.

I like me some clickbait stories when hot chicks are involved and after watching Renae LIVE ….boners, if I was capable of boners, would be had. Impotency is annoying….

If you like what you see and want to her unemployed ass, literally…. FIND OUT MORE HERE

She took it to the streets to drive the point home…..

Watch her LIVESTREAM HERE

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2024

31

May

Khloe Kardashian Cosplays as a Hot Chick of the Day

It’s always the ugly chicks who really overcompensate in their mission to be seen as hot, while the hot chicks are busy being hot and not bothering trying so hard to be hot, because they are naturally hot…

Khloe Kardashian, who we have seen from her early monster mash days, unnaturally turn into some hybrid human through cosmetic procedures that all the instagram trolls are doing to be hot….

So in her quest to trick us into thinking she’s hot in her 40s, when no one is hot in their 40s, no matter how much AI filters they use, she’s done this photoshoot….

So Khloe Kardashian, the monster Kardashian who recently lost her biological father OJ Simpson, is posing dirty…and it’s weird because it gives you boners when you know it shouldn’t!

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2024

31

May

Em Rat Cow Gets Slutty for the Kardashians of the Day

Em Rat Cow was cast in a campaign for one of the Kardashian’s clothing brands where she got to showcase her ass, despite typically being a titty model, because Em Rat Cow is a diverse smut peddler who has managed to polarize her smut into some sort of feminist agenda, empowered woman, cash grabbing because of the tits…whatever works.

She is getting on in years and doing the same strategy she did a decade ago, which makes you assume that she’ll be doing this well into her 40s and with each day that goes by the sadder it looks, like running into a now 70 year old Dolly Parton impersonator at a bar who has been doing it for 5 decades….but it still pays the bills, makes her rich, validates her while giving us some smut, so keep up the good work….

As it turns out, the ass is better to look at than the face.

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2024

31

May

Drea De Matteo’s Shitty Porn of the Day

Drea De Matteo has comeback to the lives of Sopranos fans everywhere all thanks to getting attention for running an OnlyFans….

So the invisible actress who has barely worked since the Sopranos, at least not as an actor, because she was working her pussy for Waylon Jennings’ son…

Suddenly she exists in the world of entertainment, even getting some work around 20 year anniversary projects for the Sopranos all thanks to releasing shitty porn that she sells to her fans, because she’s got fans willing to pay for her shitty porn.

I am not a Drea De Matteo hater and I don’t hate on celebrities doing weird cash grabs through slutty content….

However, she should probably hire a creative director, or maybe take a few courses from younger self produced porn vendors, because this shit looks pretty bootleg, outdated and sad….

I don’t see a future of dick sucking on porn sets ahead of her yet, she’s barely even showing her pussy fatness in her panties….and it is kinda sad.

Life is short, make it count.

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2024

30

May

Booty of the Day

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2024

30

May

Stella Hudgens on All Fours of the Day

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If your sister was a super famous Disney Kid, you’d probably be selling your nudes too, assuming you ever left your where you had the monitor set up for the spy cam you placed in your sister’s room, because you’re just that kind of guy.

Here’s Stella Hudgens making big money, doing big things, making a name for herself that relies on the name of her sister, while showcasing her big asshole behind her thong …on a Thursday.

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2024

30

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

It’s thursday, the day to celebrate the visible asshole not covered by the thong underwear because girls want to avoid tanlines so hard, they wear underwear that defeats the purpose of protecting the pants from the asshole…but still protects the pants from the pussy drippings, so maybe the girls in thongs have clean assholes and dirty pussies…or maybe they don’t need underwear at all, but they are decent and modest which is why they have their assholes on the internet.

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2024

30

May

Blake Brings the Good Times of the Day

I don’t know anything about Blooming Blake but she is a budding entrepreneur, out there doing her best at hustling her OnlyFans ….which is the summer job all college girls need to chase this summer because working at the mall is depressing….be your own boss…the uber by with tits….

So her on her journey…and TO HER QUEST IN INDEPENDENCE CLICK HERE

TO SEE MORE OF HER CLICK HERE

TO JERK OFF TO HER CLICK HERE

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