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2025

19

Mar

Hailee Steinfeld NFL Wag with the Big Hair Pushing Product like a Hooker of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is more than just hooker hair from the 80s, she’s arguably an actual hooker, because she uses her body to make money.

Whether that’s in the Hollywood movies that have made her a bit of an A-Lister, or in her shitty pop career she actually toured, or with her NFL playing star husband who just scored one of the biggest contracts in NFL history, with 1/4 of a billion dollars guaranteed to him all because he can throw a ball better than Hailee throws balls with the back of her mouth.

Apparently, she’s also a hooker for her own brand, but being a hooker in general, especially a high profile one, she gets to be a well paid hooker for other brands as well.

She partnered with a shampoo brand, bringing that hooker hair in a tight dress you can probably jerk off to.

It’s some high paid, but really boring fucking content piece….

Brands haven’t realized they should use those budgets to do something compelling iwth the content…

Instead they do a hold a bottle and smile instead and there’s no way any consumer is like “GET ME SOME OF THAT”….unless they are referencing her tits in the tight dress…..because GET ME SOME OF THAT….

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2025

19

Mar

Selena Gomez and her Monkey of the Day

Selena Gomez has dropped a ton of weight, still maintaining her tits, since they are most likely fake, and she’s pretty hot for a middle aged chick with a terminal illness and some dead person’s kidney in her…

No wait, she got her kidney from some groupie or aspiring actress who realized that she can’t be famous, but at least her kidney can, and that fucking counts for something…and that girl is still alive, even if her career is dead.

Anyway, I’ve been to petting zoos, or those Safari experiences when you drive through and see all the wild animals…

I understand that Selena Gomez, who may be a glitch from the Disney cloning lab, at least due to her genetic condition….probably has no choice but to get with a human/monkey hybrid they’ve been creating in the Disney cloning lab….

This dude claims to be human, but looks all ape to me….a very rich fucking ape because he produced the MOVE LIKE JAGGER song by Maroon 5 that I feel must be responsible for at least 12 suicides…

Anyway, he’s fucking Selena Gomez, who is now less fat…and you’re not…ape sex maybe…but she’s famous and needs weirdness to get off, you all those years of sexualized by perverts hardens a girl’s fetishes…

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2025

19

Mar

Sabrina Carpenter Brings Sexual Pop Star Fetish of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter has been packaged as some sort of whore. Her content is half naked, ass out so you don’t notice her midget limbs and cankles.

She’s pretty perverted in her content, at leaset on her Christmas Special where she made references to Santa coming down her Chimney or some other insanity…Leave Santa out of this you fucking HEATHEN…

She gets on stage in what looks like underwear, but it’s probably optical illusion over her pants.

She humps the stage, probably for little kids to watch, like a Drag Queen storytime…

It’s all so exciting, because we like sluts, even fake ones and fat ones being packaged as sluts as part of their marketing strategy…

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2025

19

Mar

Protestors Crash Gal Gadot’s Walk of Fame Star Ceremony of the Day

I do not give a fuck about Gal Gadot and I generally like to encourage hate on all celebs, because they are terrible people who have pulled off the scam and think they are important….

I do not give a fuck about protestors or politics, but they are fucking losers and they make me hate them, their politics and whatever nonsense they are crying about, which is always inconsistent and dependent of what is on trend or in-vogue for the moment, because the libtard protestor is an inconsistent retard ionate about the protest and not the actual cause, or actually making moves to make a difference. They are useless entities, who ruin lives and should be sent to live on PROTEST ISLAND where they can protest in peace, while leaving the rest of us at peace.

Gal Gadot is a big famous star apparently, because she was given the honor to buy her own star for the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which literally cements herself as a figure in the film and television industry, it wasn’t just a fluke, she really matters and she will forever matter, or at least until the city is sucked into a giant sink hole after the big one comes….PLEASE COME BIG ONE….and not in a perverted way, which I am sure many people have said while watching or waiting for Gadot in her various action movies, like Wonder Woman….assuming they call their sad peniles “Big One”.

Gal Gadot is an Israeli spy, who got stationed in California to get that insider information and I’m pretty sure she lives in Los Angeles and not Israel.

To the people with no lives, she’s pro Israel, as she probably should be, it’s where she is from and is potentially her actual employer outside of all her Hollywood money that affords things like sidewalk tiles in the middle of a city.

Palestine / Gaza protestors decided to personally attack Gadot and make the shit going on in her country about her….because they have nothing better to do and figured it would be high profile and make the news….they were right.

It is possible that she paid them to push the agenda, to propagandize the whole thing, acting like she’s a victim of Israel hate, to hype the story of her Star she spent a lot of money on, or to keep the wars in the middle east top of mind. BORING.

Gadot, even if she’s a spy for the country, probably has nothing to do with any wars or political unrest in her country or neighboring countries….

All these people being so ionate about nonsense, like other countries, while watching their own countries be destroyed, when their voices and VOTES don’t matter, should learn to stop with the social justice, should stop virtue signaling and find happiness worrying about themselves, their towns or just focus on jerking off to Gal Gadot like the good old days instead of trying to get the witch stoned like she was in Salem….

They can come together for this shit, maybe they should come together on crackers watching a Gal Gadot movie, at least they’ll get a dopamine hit.

Let the starlet get the fucking star she paid for in fucking peace.

We have no control over anything, so let’s just remain the useless eating mouth breathers who consume all the shit these people sell to us….paid back by allowing us to stare at their tits.

Here’s some videos:

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Posted in:Gal Gadot

2025

19

Mar

Disney Inspired Meme of the Day

I am not really a very good pop culture analyst, my analysis ends at anal because I am ADHD and don’t finish words I start reading. I am also a pervert…

However, this Snow White is Yellow, which was an actual sticker in my High School Locker that I inherited and NEVER quite understood until now, is causing some politically charged debates….

Apparently, they don’t think Snow White is white enough, they don’t think the Dwarfs are midget enough, they think it’s some woke agenda failing and proof that woke is over, when really it could just be a shit movie no one wants to see.

Apparently, Disney put in around 300 million dollars into this before advertising, they’ve re-worked it so many times that it’s clearly not very good…they’ve dragged it on for years and it’s potentially opening in a theater near you, with expectations of making under 50 million dollars on an opening weekend for a hyped up movie…

Does it suck because of DEI, or just because it sucks and no one cares….who knows….

But I do know the MEME of Snow White’s hairy back is epic….

I like big bush, but not big back hair….

How about you?

Here’s old hairy back Disney Kid discovered by Stephen Spielberg on Twitter, which is hopefully not where he finds all the girls he promises a dream life to, showing off her skills for Jimmy Kimmel, some other Disney CUCK…

Where are those tits from, almost good enough to want to braid the hairy back with your tongue…right…

You can watch her sing in video if you like theatre kids with their theatre singing that terrifies me…

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Posted in:Disney

2025

18

Mar

Jasmine Mooney Detained and Deported Tits From 10 Years Ago of the Day

There’s a story that I saw last week and didn’t really care about, involving a Canadian slutty actress who has aged the fuck out, and is now trying to get herself to LA to live that LA life, only she got detained and deported for breaking the the rules.

They are making her out to be some libtard-hero for surviving the ordeal.

In 2010, she did some nude scenes in the movies, which didn’t go too viral or put her on the map, forcing her to find a different hustle.

The media in the USA is picking up the story now, because she has an IMDB page, so it makes the whole thing more sensational.

Plus, the anti-Trump propaganda machine wants to use the relatable white chick to push their messaging on how deportation is bad, or inhumane conditions, even when deserved.

It’s the Midnight Express of our generation, only far more boring. They will likely make a TV series out of this, even though it’s far more boring, but libtards like to libtard.

The basics from my IMMIGRATION LAW perspective, you see I’ve researched every USA visas available to Canadians because I’ve always wanted to get to the USA. I am pro America First and definitely not into my own socialist country.

The story is that she applied for a TN Visa, which is a pretty specific visa created for NAFTA, which you need a University Degree and a job with a company in that specific field. Designers, architects, computer programmers, people like that get them provided they have jobs and you basically pitch yourself at the border, who approve or deny you.

The TN visa has something called Business Manager or Consultant, which is for those MBA types that work for those big management consultant firms, however some people have been able to pitch a case where they are business management consultants needed for the company hiring them.

This retard, let’s call her “she looks like she may be an aged out hooker” decided to hire herself as a management consultant for a company she claims to be a founder of.

That’s not allowed because if you own the company you can’t be a hired consultant for that company.

Anyway, she is living in LA, apparently the visa she got in June, which is supposed to be a 2 year, was revoked in November, she’s technically allowed to stay in the USA for 6 months assuming she’s on that tourist visa, but instead of going back to Canada, she went to the Southern border to get her visa, which was revoked, re-instated or renewed.

What ended up happening is now fodder for her marketing of herself, maybe setting up a libtard GoFundMe page for the trauma….or just propaganda to show you how unfair America is to Foreign Nationals.

The border agents or ICE, detained her, sent her to different holding facilities, in different states, where she slept on concrete floors, had shitty bathroom conditions, and shitty food and basically experienced 10 days of hell.

The reality is that she’s a foreign national, they don’t need to put her up in the Holiday Inn or in her case, the Ritz Carlton, which she is probably used to….there are no standards when it comes to the treatment of foreign nationals and if anything it’s made into a hellish experience so you don’t go back.

She went through the same process that other people who aren’t supposed to be in the country go through and sit on concrete hell for 10 days, before being let out, which they probably didn’t even have to do, but she was probably very annoying.

Just because you’re a Canadian with tits that have been in movies, doesn’t mean you deserve any special treatment.

Just because she’s a “hot chick”, even if she looks like Alanis Morisette, also a Canadian, doesn’t mean she shouldn’t go through the same steps other people breaking the rules go through.

If she applied at the Canadian border and got rejected, they’d probably send her back home, instead she did it in Mexico and that’s what happens.

I’m not into the idea of being detained or deported but I also don’t do sketchy things at the border, if anything the USA Customs and Border Patrol have been nothing but amazing every time I’ve crossed over into your REAL COUNTRY.

If making America Great means getting rid of people trying to manipulate the system, fuck yes.

There are countless hot models on bullshit visas because they fake being “published” in their own countries, thanks to photoshop. Detain those whores too.

Why she didn’t just marry an American dude for the Green Card, like actual whores do, we don’t know….

The point is, follow the fucking rules you aren’t above the law even if you think you are…and you don’t get detained and deported.

Now, look at her nudity in the movies a decade ago when she was discovering her whoring ways.

It’s more interesting than her milking this experience for attention, like a typical white savior, when 1000s of people are detained that no one talks about, the way it should be.

Making deportation and detainment Great Again!

Marketing it for personal gain pretty gross…But the nude scenes in the movie are alright…

Posted in:Jasmine Mooney

2025

18

Mar

Larsen Thompson’s Nipple Pasties are Concerning of the Day

Larsen Thompson is some big ginger model with big tits.

For whatever reason they were putting a lot of energy into her going viral a few years ago, at least that’s what it seemed like. She was pretty much everywhere, being promoted in magazines, hired by brands.

It was in the era of diversity and equity training, so it was weird that someone so white that she was practically invisible was getting that hype.

She wasn’t a Tranny with one leg a mental retardation who identifies as a cat and who is some shade of off-white….yet the media didn’t hate her.

A busty so white she’s transparent being hyped, fucking weird….

Then I realized that being a ginger is a a retardation, so she made the cut as the one kind of white chick with big tits you can hype up because she’s a retard ginger.

Gingers, who have been oppressed their whole lives by the stigma of being a ginger….baby gingers were left out to pasture to fend for themselves because their parents thought they made devil babies….

Gingers are a minority and last I heard are going extinct.

The ones with orange pubis and transparent skin, the very red pussy lips and typical nipples as white as the tit must be celebrated…

Anyway, she still exists, she still goes to events, she’s still got tits, but apparently, she’s got massive fucking nipples, there’s no other reason her pasties would be so big….BIG NIPPLES….

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2025

18

Mar

Kreepy Kim Kardashian’s Geriatric Panty Porn of the Day

ADHD is apparently a real cocksucker, here’s another epic post from over a month ago that I forgot to click publish on becuase I am a retard….

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I guess Kim Kardashian is at the menopausal age of pissing herself when she laughs too hard, not that she laughs, her jacked up face doesn’t allow for that kind of behavior and either does her dark and evil money grubbing soul that’s ruined a generation of women for her profit, even when she laughs with her other rich friends at their rich people parties about how they’ve trolled the world as hard as they have, which is really hilarious if you think about it.

I guess when you run a billion dollar per year brand because people have no taste and do what they are told and buy what they are told to buy with the help of the media pushing the messaging….you can be the model of the panties if you feel stripping down to your porn roots to get some positive attention….especially after Kanye’s new wife got all that attention.

The concept is basic, the woman not as impressive as she thinks she is, her half naked is not hot cuz she’s old and disgusting, but she’s going to keep trying for her ego…

I recently wrote the founder of her brand an email in which I said “I made money off Kim K’s porn, I would like to make money off her panties”….but he ignored me, so here are her posing in her panties despite them ignoring me, because I’d ignore me too.

Here are pics of her in some Elizabethan collar to either hide her old lady neck, or to make you want to leash her up outside your house to guard from intruders…throwing her a bone every few days to keep her from turning on you…

Here’s a video:

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2025

18

Mar

Kristen Bell’s Adult Diaper Fetish of the Day

I just found this in my drafts – I forgot to push publish over 1 month ago…

That is crazy…

POSTING IT NOW….

I can think of a lot of things that are hotter than a 50 year old women in an adult diaper because she’s either gone through menopause, had a hysterectomy, lost her pelvic floor muscles and has no bladder control…..the kegels can’t save this cunt….it’s too far gone, blown out by an industry of broken dreams and her loser cuck husband Dax Sheppard…

There is a fetish community around women in diapers which has consistently disturbed me, because I’m not really sure what the origin or root of the fetish is. Do they like women sitting in their own waste, like some sort of helplessness or dominance…or is it more sinister or creepy like they’re into that whole infantilsim thing…..maybe they just like lazy bitches who can’t be bothered using the toilet…or there’s always the one guy who specifically really likes a 50 year old woman who had a hysterectomy and has no pelvic floor muscles…

The fact that it was released on social media, like it’s not vulgar porn is the real problem here.

Seeing a celeb in her adult diaper would have been unheard of in the era of shame and modesty.

The whole idea of being relatable, like some trailer park dwelling ex meth addict hooker who has three kids with a coal miner is precisely the thing killing the allure of celebrity

We don’t need her to overshare this shit, even for comedy, even to jerk off….

When it comes to adult diapers, we want it to be some sort of secret that gets exposed by a paparazzi digging through her trash, or by as weird and horrible upskirt…

Not some viral brand deal….these whores do ANYTHING for money, and she’s the age that a diaper brand would throw 1,000,000 dollars at a diaper dance from a celeb. Patrow pushes butt plugs, it seems pretty basic.

Stop oversharing, have some class, you uncouth pigs…

Posted in:Kristen Bell|Kristen Bell

2025

18

Mar

Daisy Ridley is a Slutty Goth of the Day

Wow, I wrote this last week and forgot to post it – RETARD.

Ridley Scott who goes as Daisy Ridley when he’s in drag, appeals to the nerds because she was in Star Wars, the new Princess Leia or some shit, who can really be too sure, since the key to life is avoiding anyone who is interested in Star Wars.

She’s most likely a nerd icon, one of those girls who has had so much sperm spilled to her she could fill her fancy rich Hollywood starlet swimming pool with the shit, and jump on it like it’s an American Gladiator obstacle with her weird Hollywood friends…

She’s dyed her hair black and is wearing a mesh top, so she’s on some Latina Goth kick, but is pasty as fuck, I didn’t know people could be this white, but that is apparently also a fetish…

So it may be challenging to take all this in, it may stunt you, but what do I know…nothing…I know nothing…

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