It’s the most wonderful time of the year and one thing I like more than how Walmart cheapens the holidays with their decor, is girls who cheapen the holidays with their whorin’.

I try to avoid the shameless self promoters who are scamming dudes out of their hard earned money.

Paige Spiranac, the fake golf influencer who can actually golf, but that’s just an angle she uses to sell her tits with higher profit margins and more success…because golf bros are suckers to bitches who golf….is doing some lazy bottom feeding content that you may like.

She positions herself as a Glamour Model who will never get naked because she’s got morals and values and is above that kind of thing, yet she does more work putting together these lazy photoshoots than any other element of her business because she’s got a taste of the money and loves the money.

Apparently she’s hitting over 1,000,000 dollars a month for this shit, with a promise of NEVER getting naked, dudes are still fucking paying up….waste of money, but people are sad and lonely and have disposable income and girls know how to manipulate and squeeze it out of them.

You don’t need a failed marriage to your high school sweetheart who cheated on you with 4 black dudes at the same time to lose everything to the pussy, it’s quite possible to find pussy willing to take everything from you and walk away feeling like they deserve it….

So I Robin Hood this shit as a point of news and satire, to say “you don’t have to be naked to be whorin for money”….and when the money dries up, she’s already shown so much that she’ll probably get naked…but more importantly, that there isn’t much difference from an actual whore to a hot rich chick who whores, besides the fact that the whore knows she’s a whore while the hot rich chick thinks she’s special….

It’s all a scheme to get your money, but let’s see how skimpy girl can go in her soulless, lifeless set she’s using for her CHRISTMAS content….

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING REINDEER. We want more than some bootleg dollar store tree…maybe use some of that whore money on props but that would mean spending that whore money on something other than herself and she can’t have that, since she’s sacrificed so much of her dignity for that money, not to mention the dudes she’s got under her spell are low frequency idiots who will be happy paying for literally anything she throws at them so why try…

NOW, whoring isn’t all that negative, we love whores and appreciate the dudes who get scammed by the whores so that we get the benefits of their weakness….since whoring means half naked content we don’t pay for and ultimately, Paige throws out daily shoots, which in this world of LAZY influencer, is a shit ton, even though it’s really not that hard to do….SO we like that.

We also like that the platform she sells on is some mainstream site that is respected by brands for not going nude, yet here I am practically looking at a non nude asshole…and chubby girl pussy lip eating her bottoms…like you want to eat her bottom…harder than she uses photoshop.

It’s all marketing baby!

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Thanksgiving is over so it’s time to get HO HO WHORIN’!

Paige Spiranac is a big titty instagram whore who understood that being a whore wasn’t enough to standout in a world of works, so she ed that she was an elite golfer back in the 90s when she was in college, so she built her whore content around that.

IT was a clever move, dudes who golf are rich dudes with credit cards, meaning it can find her a husband, if she doesn’t have one already, and she probably does, because behind every whore is a pimp who put this shit together, otherwise the girl would just be dating rich guys in her community….

The golf thing made her seem legit and like an influencer in her sport, even though we all know dudes were there for the big floppy tits…

For a while, Paige was self aware of her shameless self promotion and would make it part of her content, then she signed with a big agency, they made her sign up to their exclusive platform, shutting down her own platform, and it’s been a series of her baiting her lame fanbase of titty loving golf loving dudes with money to give up their credit card for her lazy self produced shoots.

She makes about 1,000,000 dollars a month, like early internet porn chicks, and good for her…get it while you can girl…plus they all love the attention, validation and MONEY…

What I will say is that despite the content being lazy, at least she produces a shoot per day for her fans, even though she doesn’t get naked…

You see, when you don’t get naked, the whoring feels less like whoring, but rather empowerment.

You see, when you’re a dude paying to not see a chick fist herself, you’re a fucking sucker…

She does daily themed shoots, which is what I would do here if you paid me, but my shoots would be far more interesting…but when you’ve got fat tits and your competition are lazy, YOU don’t need to be interesting, you just need low level props for the selfie shoot.

If I was paying, I’d want more and better, since I am not, I’m glad at least one whore out there is bringing themed whore content now that most people have given up on that.

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