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2025

04

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

It’s been a very long time since I’ve scoured the internet like some sort of rabid pervert hunting down the best of the slutty behavior on the internet like it was still 20 years ago and that kind of content was hard to come by.

It’s like the girls who got naked 20 years ago were either whores onto the hustle that were willing to throw away any future prospects because they were making so much internet money….or gross chicks looking for a thrill or compliments from nerds who knew what the internet was.

The smart phone, camera phone, brought the nude selfie to all the normies and well, now we have too many nudes to know what to do with from every angle on the internet we visit…so what’s the fucking point.

It’s like girls just wait until they are 18 to pull their tits out and monetize instead of wasting time and money at college.

Thanks internet for doing so good for society, or at least for perverts of society who need this kind of content and not so good for the girls they’ve made lazy.

When dealing in TINY TITS, because TINY TITS are TITTIES too, something I do as an ambassador of the TINY TIT movement, to celebrate the fact that no all girls need big tits to succeed, even though it helps, some can do it with their lean bodies…

Tiny tits typically make for a better package, especially when the tiny tits age out because the fatness that happens with the slower metabolism isn’t morbid obesity like the big tit girls…so it plays out nicely…

Here are the TINY TITS…

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2025

04

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown Calls Out Writers Who Called her Busted of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown went to an event looking like a 40 year old Pam Anderson BIMBO who looked like she are participating in the bimbo-fication trend…

She’s doing some Britney Spears “I’m not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” identity crisis…

She’s no longer “Girl you’ll be a woman soon”…she’s MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN and she’s making a point of calling out the mean spirited journalists who are cyber bullying her, even in this time of WOKE…

She feels like she’s a target because she doesn’t look like a 10 year old, when people like me are into her not looking like a 10 year old…

She doesn’t realize that she looks like a 40 year old mom, probably because of things she’s done to her face which is arguably her uncomfortable in her own skin and not the general public being uncomfortable with her growing up and not being a 10 year old anymore.

It’s easy for her to reduce the criticisms to people expecting her to look young…instead of just taking the criticism and not doing so much face jacking up….jacking up her face more than creepy nerds jacked off to her face.

It’s easy for her to call it creepy, mean or bullying because she’s got feelings…and because men are creepy, it’s about embracing that creepy and owning your manhood that is key. She doesn’t want to be shamed for aging like shit, but she has no problem shaming you for having standards, taste and expectations from the people the industry put on the screen.

They work for us, we are the people they make shows for…

A public figure who people are forced to see on social media because they are public figures and a public figure who makes A LOT of money off being public figures, whether they were sold to the industry at 10 years old by their CREEPY parents, because that’s what actually should creep everyone out…

Thinking grown man mocking a Woman’s appearance…or reducing her to the tits is mean or bullying is just stupid because I only know her for her tits…and making fun of her appearance is my truth…

So she’s gone out to do her own BULLYING by calling out all the mean spirited pop culture writers, who work for legitimate publications and who have salaries and pensions….and who are now potentially going to get FIRED thanks to her DOXXING….

Maybe she does look like her sister’s mom and should just embrace that…

Maybe she does have that Mommy Makeover look…the 40 years old have…her face is pretty MUPPETRY after getting her vagina rebuilt post birth in hopes the husband keeps fucking her and not her nanny.

Disturbed by old men dissecting young women, face and bodies but not as disturbing as if they were actually dissecting it in their basement apartments…keep your disecting to internet critiques

I’m just sad that I was left out from being CALLED OUT again…

It seems like she is describing me, a perverted old guy mocking girls for clicks, because saying something horrible rather than something nice…is more entertaining…..

YET here I am missing the fucking BOAT yet again….

I do say nice things when mocking a girl because I am a hopeful and positive dude at my core, just a hater on the surface because celebs are entitled and do nonsense like these self-involved speeches that they pretend are for the good of all people when we know they don’t care about all people, they care about themselves.

The nice things I’d say about Millie is THANK GOD THE TITS GREW OUT….but she’s a bit of a whiner…isn’t she…

Here she is showing off some thick leg:

Here are the pics she was referencing:

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2025

04

Mar

Bella Hadid Bikini Modeling of the Day

Bella Hadid’s more than just an anti-semite according to the media, who at least has Palestinian heritage to latch onto because it makes her feel like she’s got some kind of identity or purpose to use her voice for, rather than just being the vapid, uneducated, model trash rich kid from the wasteland that is LA….surrounded by other vapid rich kids in their annoying echo chamber of rich kid…

Although, I prefer when she identifies with her Dutch heritage and shows us her TULIPS….GET IT…her TWO LIPS….fuck I’ve finally become all I hate…

She is doing the good work of BIKINI modelling, she even has her own bikini collection with one of her Malibu friends and you kno…she’s skinny, has tits and is bikini modlling…it’s the IMPORTANT work….the purpose…and far more interesting than being a politically charged, out of touch nightmare..

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2025

04

Mar

Britney Spears Reposted her Sheer Panty Dance Video of the Day

Britney Spears, or the AI / Body Double that they are pretending is Britney Spears decided to repost a video of her dancing in sheer panties on her instagram, the previous video was posted only a few weeks or less ago, but she decided to do a tighter crop so that you can see a little more of the pussy in the sheer panties.

I didn’t do a side-by-side analysis since I don’t actually care, I just think the social media feed of Britney is on some level of weird, which makes it more fun that properly shot and curated content, mainly because she has a budget to have on-staff filmers, but why bother with that when you’re dead and just reposting old content.

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2025

04

Mar

Rita Ora’s Thong Bikini and Sloppy Tits of the Day

Rita Ora was in Australia because she’s married to some fraud New Zealander named David Cohen who has really embraced his native roots on his mother’s side like he was Elizabeth Warren or Buffy St Marie and all the other RED BAITERS who pretend to be native to steal as much as they can off the natives who have already been robbed enough, by getting the grants, awards and credits by the people who are trying to honor those people in arts and sciences and other fields, which you could call out for being racist, but the Natives get a for doing bad land deals to the whites that we should be sympathetic about and that is why we must start every conversation with a land acknowledgement statement…

Oh…and when Rita was in Australia she wore a thong bikini, still has great tits despite being older and richer and was in a thong since she works out.

It seems it was to promote an apartment complex she was staying at for free, like the janitor, only hotter…..and this is what she brought us…..

Then she flew to LA where she also went to some Oscar event because her husband, David Cohen is a big deal in the film industry…

UPDATE – BIG WILLIE sent me a recently deleted picture of her nipple from the series of pics, what a whore with a big brown nipple.

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2025

03

Mar

The Oscars Happened of the Day

I was not invited to the Oscars this year, I guess running DrunkenStepfather doesn’t put you on the A-List, or even the Z-List. It doesn’t get you media es, invitations to cultural events and overall I don’t exist.

Since I don’t write, direct, produce or act in movies, I wasn’t included in this years nominations..but probably should make movies based on all the trash that has been put out there over the last hundred years of movie making, the bulk of it in the last 10 years….I’m pretty sure I could.

Since I am not a member of the Academy and worthy of being In-Memoriam despite being dead, at least as a website…I don’t have any exclusive perspective of the Awards.

It’s basically same fucking same. Celebrate a bunch of idiots who already think they are important by giving them a trophy that was either bought or voted on by their peers…lame.

Throw in some jokes by a geriatric Conan O’Brien, who in the 90s brought us some decent self deprecating nerd late night TV when we only had a handful of options at that time of night with basic cable TV…..add some political whining from their disted celebrity existence…some lame musical performances of shit fucking music….with clips from embarrassingly bad movies like WICKED and that Zoe Saldana musical…

Overall, pretty fucking disturbing….

Then they threw a bunch of wins at the story of a stripper who marries an Oligarch because he’s rich and wanted to piss off his parents and who ends up annuling the marriage in one of the weakest movies I’ve seen, even with the tits….and be sure to give the starlet named MIKEY the Award to connect with Gen Z and hope that more independent 6 million dollar movies that are about sex, whores, and money grubbers will be made in 2025 and 2026 to get that Euphoria crowd back to the movie theaters to get fingered instead of doing it in their living rooms while mom and dad are all nodded out in front of CNN on anti-depressants upstairs…

Not that you care what I think, IN MEMORIAM right….but you do care about the tits and we’ve got ALL the tits from the events around the Oscar thanks to the BANGING forum…..

This is the best the entertainment industry has to offer, there are hotter chicks with better tits at the grocery store….but they aren’t as done up…which makes them better to creep on because they aren’t trying as hard.

The Oscars

The Best Actress Went to This Thing Named Mike – I was going for dinosaur Demi Moore who just did better than this one did but people like young tits not old tits when they are trying to salvage a dying industry.

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Scar Jo Still With Us Not In-Memoriam

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Rachel Sennott’s Titty at the Oscars

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Kylie Jenner’s Big Clown Tits at the Awards with her A-List boyfriend

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Adele Exarchopoulus Site Tit

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Lily Rose Depp at the Oscars

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Miley Cyrus forgot her Eyebrows and her Cheek Fat

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Charlotte Lawrence Didn’t Have her Nipples Exposed, Even Though She Normally Has her Nipples Exposed

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Spielberg’s High School Recruit Rachel Zegler Skinny Titty

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Selena Gomez is the Ozempic Song

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Vanity Fair Party:

Olivia Wilde Brings the Nipples because she needs attention being the rugged filmmaker she is.

Now in video:

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Em Rata’s Visible Panties because that’s her contribution to the world….and we don’t hate her for it…we hate her for other things…

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Cara Delevingne Looking Like Less of a Crackwhore Than She’s Looked for Years!

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Jessica Alba – Divorcee in her 40s Ready to Fuck

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Eiza Gonzalez in a Red Dress with her Tits Out to celebrate Stealing American Jobs legally

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Has Jenna Ortega Always Had Tits

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Tate McRae is a Big Deal Now, I’d Like to Thank Her Tits for Making that More Tolerable

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Vanessa Hudgen’s Looks like the Anonymous Mask and not in a Good Way…

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Olivia Rodrigo’s Got Dramatic Tit

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Sydney Sweeney Brought the Only Thing that Matters

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Madelyn Cline in a Black Dress You COuld Wipe the Cum Off

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Madison Beer’s Got Her Two Tits for Her Date

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NFL WAG – Hailee Steinfeld Probably Pregnant

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Alison Brie’s got a fit body for an old lady…

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Carrie Fisher’s Daughter at the Vanity Fair Party – They Call her Bille Lourd after one of her Gay Dad’s ass cherry popping boyfriends I gather…

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Keirnan Shipka’s Skinny and Skinny is Powerful….

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Selena Gomez Changed to go to the Party

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Elton John AIDS Party

Caylee Cowan at the AIDS Party because she was once a whore and AIDS speaks to her

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Heidi Klum’s Tits for AIDS

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Victoria Justice Has AIDS

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2025

03

Mar

Charli XCX See Through Titty Dress of the Day

Charli XCX has been putting in work into her pop career. She ate the shit, probably literally, back when she was first getting her start in America….because who knows what it really takes to get signed and to get that career…but you’d assume there was some literal ass licking, otherwise how would the execs know the talent is talented enough to carry a career.

I guess she proved herself a while ago, because pre-COVID, which was already 6 years ago, she had hit songs and was playing for huge groups. I was just out of the loop and thought she was still a mall brand chubby girl in a leotard but clearly she figured it out….

By COVID, she was buying 25 million dollar homes in LA and doing big things, eventually creating a MEME song, a MEME expression and the whole thing made her top of the charts – hit parade – BILLBOARD TOP 1….even politicians used her catch phrase…BRAT…

So naturally, she’d attend the BRITS with the fat tits that made her interesting to begin with….that look like big naturals to me….so I’m into it.

Now with video:

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2025

03

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Titty Show for a Party of the Day

I don’t know whether Jenna Ortega’s got a new set of tits, maybe she always had the tits, she had a creepily young look, which is what Hollywood gets hard for, but the rest of us find a little uncomfortable…..unless they are those white guys who marry the Asians….in which case they go for that kind of 14 year old boy thing…

However, with the tits, in a bra top, being put out there aggressively, we’ve got a whole new dynamic to this Jenna Oretga character who even if she looks young despite being in her 20s, possibly stunted by some hormonal therapy…she’s got full grown tits and they make it all the easier to stomach, or in your case, to cum on your stomach while jerking off to them…

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2025

03

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple in an Outfit of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is probably in her 40s by now, but the good news is that not all women age out the same way, especially when they make millions of dollars based on the way they look and see starving themselves out and working out and focusing 100 percent of their energy into looking good as an investment into their future…

You know drag on the hotness as long as you can, so that when you show up to fashion events in sheer dresses with the hot model nipples raging, we can still attempt to jerk off to it like it was the early days of her VS Model career.

I’ve been a consistent fan of this one, not because South African whites are racists…but it is adds a layer to her in this everything is woke era….sometimes you just need a colonialist set of tits that probably had slaves on her farm in her lifetime…I’m not sure what for, I’m here for the tits.

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2025

03

Mar

Brooke Burke’s Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Costa Rica is a pretty happening place for whites and rich people. So many people go down there, buy land, build villas to rape said land, all in efforts to turn the price of a fresh smoothie with local ingredients to USA prices.

It’s like why keep shit cheap as fuck for the world travllers to come down there and live in a tree house to surf their lives away, when we can integrate AirBNB, luxury hotels and jack the price of everything through the fucking roof…

I mean who would want a 1 dollar fruit smoothie, when they can buy a 15 dollar one…

It’s people like Brooke Burke and her Health and Wellness retreats for other rich whites that MAKE Costa Rica and other once cheap travel destinations great again.

That said, Brooke Burke is the model turned Wild On host, partying around the world, so her stamp on a destination’s approval is VERY important.

She did dancing with the stars and my RUDE commentary about her triggered a hacker who ended up hacking the site to spite me because of the deep hatred of anyone who speaks ill or objectifies Brooke Burke….

I don’t know if that guy is still around or still mad about anyone who objectifies Brooke Burke for the tits that she purchased, after market, which are technically objects that she has inserted into her, justifying the objectification, not that you have to, but if you want to argue with a girl with fake tits who is mad you’re staring at her tits, you can always use that they aren’t her tits, but THIRD PARTY tits and you’re interested in the engineering.

Anyway, on OSCAR MONDAY, is Brooke Burke’s bikini tits that important…..DEFINITELY.

Since Hollywood is trash and aged glamour models are also trash, but at least they’re more down on themselves in the rot, no matter how good the rot is for them, rather than the Hollywood types who believe their own hype….

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