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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2025

07

May

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits Make an Appearance at a Pool Party of the Day

Sweeney was paid to attend an opening of a pool at the MGM in Las Vegas. Really lame people of the world decided to go to the event to watch the likes of Sydney Sweeney like she is some kind of zoo animal, which I guess in ways she is like some sort of scientific discovery with her giant set of tits….

She is flirting with Schwartenznegger Kennedy from White Lotus because he’s there with her…and even if she’s not flirting with him, she’s putting him to the test with that top to see if he’s able to not break eye to stare at those fuckers.

I guess when you have a shirt like that, you are flirting with the world….because that is a ridiculous use of tits, almost a militarized…titty warfare all malicious yet delicious use of the tits..

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2025

07

May

Tanline Wednesday of the Day

I am a half if not full retard, just not diagnosed but would have been nice going through life with a valid excuse that garner’s sympathy instead of just disappointment….

Which I guess is why all these young people now have late diagnosed autism, downs syndrome, ADHD, etc….because it’s better than just being a half retard not getting the credit you deserve or that you would get as a full retard…

So I don’t know if I do Tanlines on Thursday or on Tuesday, so fucking drop it on a Wednesday….we don’t need aliteration here, even though I am an illiterate. THEY ARE DIFFERENT THINGS…asshole…

Speaking of asshole, nothing better than trying to see a girl’s asshole and experience the tanline where her panties or bathing suit once was.

It’s like the VIP club experience, getting that insider look at a bitch you’ll never fuck or meet, but who will gladly take all your fucking money like she was a Nigerian Scammer presented as a normal American girl with a dream….

The world is nuts but tanlines are hotter than Richard Gere’s anal canal is for a Gerbil….SUFFOCATION.

Posted in:Tanlines

2025

07

May

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

Wednesdays aren’t HUMP DAY in these part because I always thought that was annoying low frequency office jockey shit…..

I hated people who HUMP DAY me and still do….

However, Wednesdays are SURVIVOR NIGHT during Survivor Season…because that’s the only joy in my life from the entertainment industry.

So I guess this is WET SPOT WEDNESDAY is WET SPOT SURVIVOR NIGHT…

Posted in:Wet Spot

2025

07

May

Rebecca Black’s Tit Pushed Out of a Dress for a Magazine of the Day

It’s not Friday, but to some of us unemployed fucks it might as well be Friday because everyday is Friday when you’re a degenerate loser with no job or responsibilities besides sitting on park benches hoping to see chicks, not even hot chicks, jog by you in their skimpy bike shorts, ass and cellulite thighs doing their thing while the pussy does its thing by eating its way through the shorts….important work.

It’s actually Survivor night, which to lifelong Survivor fans is more important than a Friday night. Kick out that fuck Kyle you freaks.

Rebecca Black, who is basically Friday, thanks to a viral song in early Internet about Friday, which people reference to this day when at their shitty meaningless corporate slave jobs….it’s a mechanism to distract them from giving up on life, throwing the towel in on life….small moments of joy in their shitty fucking low frequency life…

But yeah, Rebecca Black, who was a teen mocked at the time for a viral hit, before everyone became a dancing monkey and embarrassing clown for viral hits, instead of being rewarded for being an innovator….grew some tits, is back to music and publications like ELLE MAGAZINE are featuring her tits…

Check it out.

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2025

07

May

Kylie Jenner in a Bikini Top of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, Kylie Jenner’s fake tits are the most important thing to happen in the history of Sex Dolls.

Finally a muppet faced corpse doll designed to get fucked by weird dudes with 1500-5000 dollars has been reanimated and put out into the wild to fend for herself.

She is basically the premise of the movie Mannequin, only she has three fuck holes and a life-like feel to her silicon skin, rather than that 80s Mannequin in the movie who was built like a nipple-less Barbie out of plaster….

Is this a premise of a re-release, a little LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE redo, but for Mannequin with Sex Dolls starring Kylie Jenner? Maybe it’s just a premise of a reality show….

Either way, it’s on a boat….some would say kill the sex doll demon that’s come to life like a zombie….but fuck it first.

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2025

06

May

Madelyn Cline Asshole Behind Thong on the Beach of the Day

Madelyn Cline is famous for being the hot chick on some Outerbanks show about North Carolina kids who surf or some shit.

She is on the beach, because she’s beachy in her work and in her life, and she’s wearing a thong bikini.

The girls of today, not just the sluts, but all girls seem to be wearing thong bikinis as if they are regular bikinis.

The perverts like myself have moderate to severe thong fetishes, so it is a trend that works for me.

So here she is showing off her asshole behind thong, an iconic pose on the beach on all fours…the way you’d want her to be, but will never get her to be, because you’re an old creepy pervert no one likes….luckily the paparazzi was there for you to not have to be there.

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2025

06

May

Links to the Met Gala Garbage of the Day

The Met Gala was a Series of Giant Assholes dressed like the gangster rats in Who Framed Roger Rabbit…because they are all a bunch of clown fucks….

The theme was black people, racist, so the PIMP looks was relatively low quality interpretation that should offend people because it is racist….and so many people wore it….

I don’t give a fuck about the Met Gala and either do you. It’s a bullshit scam to distract you with people who think they are important, when really they are just dog shit….

The whole thing is pretty low quality, low frequency but at least they are still trying….

This is some try hard shit, fashion retards pretending they matter, have style or contribute to the world…all while they push overpriced made-in-china trash resold to the retards they call ART…

IT’s a SCAM people….but we got the pics, you’ll have to click through to see because I’m too lazy to do any real interpretation on this shit.

Their outfits so weak – they don’t need to be reposted or revisited….garbage fucks

Simone Biles Muscles

Sabrina Carpenter Midget Head

Rihanna Ready To Drop

Kim Kardashian Gigi Hadid

Nicole Scherzinger

Meg Thee Stallion

Refugee Dua Lipa

Demi Sexual Moore

Anne Hathaway Boring

Charli XCX Demon

Posted in:Met Gala

2025

06

May

Sydney Sweeney Tits at the Met Ball of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is the most important tits in Hollywood.

Sydney Sweeney was at the Met Ball with her most important tits in Hollywood.

You may be thinking that Hollywood is not important anymore, so why would the most important tits in Hollywood be important and the answer to that is because they are tits.

It’s not necessarily scientific analysis, but rather basic…and brand and ads still like the Hollywood stamp of approval on tits to make the tits seem less shameless than average internet tits.

The truth is that her tits aren’t even the nicest tits in the world, they didn’t win the titty parade and end up with a contract with the Hollywood studios that shape our children’s minds.

Her tits just happen to be tits that are on a dopey-faced inbred looking sex kitten willing to show off her big tits to offset the face as she elevates through the ranks of the industry, reminding us all that it’s not talent but TITS and the willingness to show the tits that define whatever is left of Hollywood…

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2025

06

May

Bebe Rexha of the Day

Rexha, nore like RexHAM…cuz girl’s like Easter Dinner, built like a pig with two smoked hams as each tit….some sort of hybrid pig made in the cloning laps funded by the US Government department of defence….like those hybrid spider sheep they talk about.

As fat as Bebe Rexha is and as much as I dislike fat chicks, in this era of Ozempic, it appears that those who remain fat are the most interesting because they either beat Ozempic or they don’t give a fuck about dropping the pounds so their plus sized empowerment is legitimate….unlike those fat frauds who pretended to be empowered before finding a pill or shot that could lose them 100 pounds…SCAMMERS…

As fat as Bebe Rexha is, she uses her fat tits as fat tits should be used, just check out her tits at the MET GALA being giant….which is the entire point of fat chicks…

She recently posted a workout video on her feed to prove that despite being fat, she does try to move, it just doesn’t outweigh her eating which allows her to outweigh the average man…

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2025

06

May

Dora Madison Burge Pulling on her Panties of the Day

Dora Madison Burge is the really super famous actress from the NBC drama Friday Night Lights aired between 2009 and 2011.

She went onto top level TV stardom on the NBC drama Chicago Fire because nothing is better than NETWORK TELEVISION, at least in of pay and consistency, since the content itself is typically dog shit designed for the last stragglers at the bar that is CABLE TV….

The best thing about NETWORK TELEVISION is that they actually spend huge ad ed dollars on these shitty shows, then they SPIN off those shoes into dozens of other versions of said show…in the case of Chicago Fire, there’s Chicago PD, Chicago Med and Chicago Justice…brought to you by the mind behind Law and Order and all those spinoffs…

Anyway, she tugs on her panties for attention on the internet now to stay relevant and noticed…which is a nice story arc to her career.

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