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2026

29

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Big Tits of the Day

Sydney Sweeney whored herself up like she was working the Deadwood Saloon back in the 1800s, because she was making a public appearance to promote her brand at a fake country music festival that follows Coachella.

She doesn’t exist without finding the sluttiest country top to trigger your gold prospecting, farmer’s daughter who drank all the milk, fantasies.

This event was to promote her brand, so she engaged some famewhore attention seeker opportunist who has won financially and not because of the testosterone shots and man botox….to help her maximize the experience, while maximizing her giant tits doing karaoke.

I fucking love karaoke…and country music…shoulda been there right…but that would require leaving the comfort of staring at the wall and surrounding myself with try hard losers winning.

She’s not that hot, but they want you to think she is and she is paid like she is.

But with tits like that, her hotness is irrelevant, stare at the tits.

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2026

29

Apr

Chase Infiniti Hard Nipples of the Day

They are trying to make a thing out of Chase Infiniti, the girl named after a Warner Bros movie and a Disney Movie, because her parents either had a plan for her, or she was created in some lab where they pumped out the ethnically ambiguous creature who is perfect to push on the world. Universal appeal to all cultures….is she just tanned and busty, is she black and busty, is she asian and busty, is she arab and busty, is she latin and busty….as long as she’s busty, it works…

It’s some New World Order ethnic cleansing or some shit….or maybe just some wokeness with a broad appeal…either way, they won me over at busty.

Here she is with two hard nipples, not three…but two..

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2026

29

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Attack of the Transman of the Day

There comes a time in every girl’s life, where her already high testosterone, the same testosterone that made her a sexual deviant with multiple kids with multiple men, eventually turns her into a man faced woman.

That time has come for Hilary Duff who looks like she’s straight off some Drag Queen Story Time event with the children in your community.

Her hard jaw, offset by tits, doesn’t FOOL me…

Is it botox? Fighting the aging process in a lazy and ineffective way? Or is she growing out a dick.

We just don’t know.

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2026

29

Apr

Bar Refaeli Tax Evader in Underwear of the Day

Bar Refaeli skipped her mandatory IDF training year that all Israelis are supposed to be a part of, which probably makes all those anti-Israel protestors happy, knowing the tits they jerked off to when they were still men, back in the early 2000s, didn’t the one thing that the internet has made them hate…

To make it even more exciting for the people who hate Israel, Bar was caught evading taxes during her heavy money making years, forcing her mom to take the hit for her, because she’s the prized daughter who fucked Leo DiCapriot when she was a VS Model…

So as much as Israel makes the blue haired weirdos mad, Bar, who is from Israel and lives in Israel, should be the unifying force, even in her old age.

Can’t we all just get along?

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2026

29

Apr

Kate Beckinsale is Not Dead Shaking Ass of the Day

I thought Kate Beckinsale died a year ago, back when she was hospitalized for a month, emaciated and disgusting.

She did not die, but she looked like she was dying, but then the vampire probably drank some blood.

I don’t know if she’s an actual vampire, but people treat the granny aged whore like she’s some kind of sex goddess, well into menopause.

I think there is an unwritten rule that unless you’re married to a bitch, fucking a woman who has gone through the change is the opposite of sex goddess, even if she’s skinny, botched, hacked up by whatever surgeries she’s had, as she sits in a dark basement lubricating her face and trying not to be exposed to that killer sun….

So clearly, she’s a vampire…

The weirdo attention seeker on social media did some kind of corpse dance, visible panties, which would have been hotter if we could see the undead, 300 year old granny cunt…but she had other plans for us..

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2026

29

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez’s Poissible Nipple at an Event of the Day


Eiza Gonzalez is some mexican stealing your jobs.

ICE hasn’t got her yet, not because of your libtard protests, where even people in Canada hold anti-ICE rallies, to remind us how fucking retarded the average internet is.

Hoping on whatever trend they can even if it geographically makes no sense since we’re different fucking countries…

ANYWAY, Gonzalez got in on the hot girl visa that all the OF whores who live in LA got in on, because if you are a published model, you can get the visa, and that visa lets you stay for 5 years while you work on finding a sucker to marry for a green card…

The American Dream…

I think she’s showing off tit, which is what you want from an eager Mexican doing the Hollywood thing she read about as a kid….

She has a crooked looking botched face, but the industry wants you to think she’s the hottest tamales in the state of California….so there you go…

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2026

29

Apr

Stella Hudgens Keeps Things Classy of the Day

You almost have to wonder what went wrong in her upbringing that would turn her to smut production.

Was she a victim of sexual molestation like so many other “sex working” whores…..

Or was she just mentally fucked up by her sister having all the attention and no one really noticing her.

She could have probably had a decent career in Hallmark movies, or working in retail, or really anything she wanted to do because her sister could co-sign it and blow it up for her….

Instead, she got off on the thrill of the nude, realizing that sending it to random dudes off the dating apps was less fun than monetizing it.

She is definitely getting paid heavy, old ladies like Shannon Elizabeth, who no one cares about after seeing her fake tits in American Pie, are claiming to make 1,000,000 in the first week on the platform.

Her pictures haven’t even gone viral or got leaked, which means they aren’t even good.

So an active pop culture influencer like Hudgens must make SERIOUS fucking money because she’s got that social media clout cuz she’s not a boomer like Elizabeth…

She’s got the Disney integration because of her sister…

And apparently she spreads her cunt on the OF…

Her lawyers hate when we post her OF leaks, which would be funny if you donated to my legal case when they officially sue….unfortunately, I see the traffic and I know that there is not an engaged audience into the troll with me….I am in it alone….

TITS

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2026

28

Apr

Tanlines of the Day

Summer is coming and so should you….

Unfortunately, I cringe with any cum joke or reference I make….

When people say cum, it usually disgusts me.

When I write it, it also disgusts me.

But I know that we are collectively a group of chronic masturbating losers who use the internet like it is supposed to be used, masturbation material.

So in taking on the job to curate masturbation material for all one of you, coming is kind of what this all leads to.

I should get over my hated of cum talk…..

Anyway…

Tanlines, hot, highlight the good parts you’re not supposed to see, giving our retard mind some triggers knowing clothing was once there, almost like having X-Ray vision like the nerds we are, unfortunately not the good kind of nerds who excel at life, use their aspergers to make millions, but rather the unshowered nerds that hang out with the nerds, so are labeled nerds, but lack all skills that make them nerds….

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2026

28

Apr

Heidi Klum Still Models Bathing Suits of the Day

Heidi Klum must be a part owner in the Calzedonia / Intimissimi brand, because at 100 fucking years old, they use her as their spokesperson.

Calzedonia is a bikini brand that owns Intimissimi the lingerie brand.

It was founded by some Italian pervert billionaire…..

For those who care, Intimissimi is the brand that was behind the incest photoshoot featuring Leni Klum and mom Heidi scissoring in their lingerie for the perverts….

So now the same company has decided to use Heidi for their other brand, which is something most companies don’t do.

Which is why I think she’s part owner, or fucking the owner, or the owner is trying to get revenge on another Italian Billionaire who impregnated Heidi Klum with Leni Klum…..

I’ve analyzed this bathing suit shoot too much, it should not be about the why it happened, but rather a celebration of it happening, but then you realize she’s a 50 year old dinosaur mom of 12, and you have no choice but to go back to the why.

You see, there are hot young chicks, like Heidi was decades ago, ready to take on the bikini model workforce….

We don’t need to use the fossils left behind from that era….

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2026

28

Apr

Jayde Pollard in her Underwear of the Day

Jayde Pollard is some up and coming Australian model who like all Australians looks like she’s in her 40s. We call it sun damage and hard living.

She’s got herself a fat enough set of tits on a skinny enough model body, so it makes up for it.

After years of fat chick models, where the only hot enough chicks you could find were trying to scam you and get your credit card number like a telemarketing scam targeting the elderly, I welcome a skinny enough chick in a thong.

Since she’s Australian, she’s living up to her heritage of being an international whore.

You see, Australia was a prison colony and the women they sent in there were designed to keep the men happy, like whores.

So it’s a colony of prisoners, workers, and whores….hundreds of years later and still slutty…except for the whole oppressive, censorship, insanity we saw from Australia in Covid, not nearly as fun or degenerate as you’d hope they’d be…

To make things even better….you can see her pussy stubble, lip, clit and TANLINES!


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