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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

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21

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny tits are like little athletic tits, since the girls who usually have the tiny tits, look far more fit than a sloppy pig with big milkers, even if they aren’t fully established milker with a least one litter of kids shat out their cunt, they still look like they are….

Unfortunately, they aren’t athletic enough to do gymnastic type, yoga moves in my mouth, but at least if I stare at them long enough, I can pretend they are thanks to this weird thing called an imagination that they haven’t quite taken from me yet…

The point of the story is that I’m not a titty size queen and either should you, because tiny tits have all the needed features and personality of a big tit, just without the fat chick attached, since 90 percent of big tits, at least real big tits come with a fat chick attached, shitty deal…

Tiny tit is like a tit with the fat girl amputated off, and if that’s not a good thing, you’re crazy and likely knee deep in some lard ass who doesn’t even realize you’re in her because she’s too busy looking for food.

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21

Feb

Bella Thorne Topless Tattoos of the Day

I did a post on Miley Cyrus being a success at turning some cheesy famous Disney character and turning it into a raunchy, tits being flashed, vagina being flashed, wild character, that I am sure was 90 percent an act and not her true self, but all actors are fake as fuck and don’t really know their true self, so it was close enough.

Anyway, Miley was a breakout of Disney by being racy and this is basically the new generation of Miley, who was also a cheesy fucking Disney kid, who decided at 18 to be racy, scandalous, to target the people getting the views from her audience, which were trashy social media people, and with the of her mainstream career she did that.

In doing that, the tits that were free soon became subscription based, but I’m not sure if this is her subscription content, which for the record is probably not nearly pornographic enough, but the concept is pretty pornographic and that alone should get her cancelled, but instead, it gets her more work….clearly Hollywood is scrambling to get the young folk in and she’s one of their tactics…

All this to say, she’s on set, with fake tats, holding her tits, and I figure if you’ve got tits and you’re willing to show them or a good percentage of them, especially when you’ve got an IMDB page, I’m down to look.

THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2023

21

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I was looking at a fat chick in leggings earlier today and I thought to myself, she’s brave for wearing those leggings, but I guess they hold her all together and make her ass seemingly less dumpy, but after about a block of watching her waddle, I started thinking, “she’s got some thin calves for an ass like that” and then I got to the point where I was like “hey, it’s big, but it’s an ass”….which means tight pants are demonic beings that make me sexualize fat chicks….which goes against all I know, all I care about, everything…..

I married a fat chick, I don’t fucking get off to fat chicks, or sexualize them….fat chicks are for misery…not for getting off…

Which means the girls wearing the tight pants know exactly the WITCHCRAFT effect that tight pants, which is probably why posting them on the internet is necessary, rather than just wearing them in public where they limit their in person audience.

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2023

21

Feb

Jessica Simpson Public Urination of the Day

Jessica Simpson lives, unlike her counterpart Britney Spears, who I like to think they want you to think lives, but is actually institutionalized or dead, either way, I’m not buying it’s her running her social media, and with this Jessica Simpson post, I’m not sure it’s her running her social media either.

Maybe old bitches who had everything set up for them during the internet era, so they never really used technology and are just learning.

So they just don’t really know or understand how social media works, they get oversharing and weird dancing and slutty bikini pics, but they aren’t the kind of celebs who really know how to pretend they are normal, since they never had to be norma….

Or maybe this is exactly the kind of content the internet needs from Jessica Simpson, in this era of dudes with PEE fetishes, it makes sense for her to over-share the peeing for the fetishists…

I mean, knowing her pussy is exposed, piss dripping out of her, all on grass like a farm animal, is probably fucking hot to some people, I mean they’d just crawl under her pee stream and let it warm them up…and by some people, I mean me.

Keep up the pee fetish content girl, next time let us see where it comes out from via a close-up.

THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2023

21

Feb

Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Miley Cyrus looking fit, lubricated and ready to be jerked off to.

You may or may not like Miley Cyrus, or her prison tats, but there’s something to be said for a Disney Kid who reinvented herself as a girl who flashes her tits and smokes weed, all to connect with a generation fo girls who wanted to do that, but didn’t have the celebrity leader doing it, you know to give them a sense of comfort!

I don’t know if Miley’s still playing the cool tumblr girl, but I do like that her era of nude on the internet for shock value and self promotion, to distance herself from being a lame ass Disney kid, involved pulling the tits out for free.

The current generation do it for money, because people who do it for free are just doing bad business, I guess.

It’s weird, it happened, but Miley looks good, especially when fit to me, so lets all collectively stare like the creeper perverts we are.

THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2023

21

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Swimwear is the gateway drug to the nudes that are being sold to us on the daily by enterprising young women out there who know men are sad and lonely enough to buy into the hope that buying the nudes will somehow make them less depressed.

It’s really a take advantage of a retard, presented as women empowerment, because no one cares about weak men being simps to hot enough chicks on the internet who run the same ponzi scheme on a bunch of dudes to generate the most that she can.

But it ALL stars with the SWIMWEAR….before the pussy pics, came the bikini pics, and when those were exhausted or stagnant things went deeper and darker and hotter and that’s amazing for all of us, even if we’re not simp cucks into getting recognition throwing money and internet sex whores who don’t even do sex….we get the marketing material they use to lure the suckers…the previews to compete with the other bitches….and that’s good enough.

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2023

20

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Pendulum Titty of the Day

Here’s a fun picture of Bella Thorne that I assume is from her content channel that makes her a lot of money and that inspires all the young girls who follow her to jump on the selling content trend on their 18th birthdays so that they can matter or monetize their bodies too…what could go wrong when thinking you’re a commodity and not a person…NOTHING…nothing can go wrong…

I find it interesting to see that the Lindsay Lohan of her generation, Bella Thorne, with the same rockin’ tits Lohan had and the same origin story, at least similar origin story, FROM DISNEY SHE CAME and TO DISNEY SHE WILL GO….produce nude content in the public bathrooms….

But yeah, interesting in that she has a mainstream career, they take her seriously and pay her seriously, but yet the money selling lewd content that’s barely lewd is too good to -up….it’s a vibe or a way to stay relevant and edgy to her generation of perverts rather than being a celebrity so far removed from them they ignore her….

The only way to win the social media society is to be an INFLUENCER first, make them think they are one, or on the same team instead of the old school traditional celebrities are better than us, don’t mingle with us, and don’t go to the same hotels as us….a simpler and FAR better time really…

Anyway, here’s some pendulum itty, like the ringing the bell titty, to make you want to motorboat titty, or at least to slap like one of those NEWTON BALL PENDULUMS the Yuppies in the 80s loved having on their desks….

I like it.

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2023

20

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

I am a firm believer that mom’s are heroes and I’m not saying that because this is a post about a bunch of moms posting nudes to the internet and nudes to the internet is some sort of impressing feat to me….especially not after a kid, I mean it’s impressive they are confident enough to post a post baby body on the internet, but posting nudes on the internet’s not a big accomplishment even though we rely on that work.

I am saying it because they grew a fucking baby inside them and they probably kept said baby alive, by feeding and nurturing it and teaching it…or by putting it in front of the screen so MOMMY can produce her nudes for the weird men of the internet…which is actually the least impressive thing a mom could do.

To me it doesn’t scream “do anything to my baby” like some strippers do when you get the lap dance from them knowing they rely on that money to feed the kid their deadbeat baby daddy doesn’t help because he plays videogames hence why he dates strippers…..

I think it’s a hate the traditional mom life they chose and be jealous of the empty chicks with cats who get to play on hook-up apps, do sugar baby shit, go on paid trips, and run an onlyfans, all without a kid to hold them back….so dreamy….

But at the same time, why be uptight or judgemental about a woman, a mom, hustling nudes on the internet for good times, just fuckin’ strap in and go along with the good time ride, and hope their kids don’t become school shooters or some other shit when they realize their mom’s naked all over the internet….and they will.

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2023

20

Feb

Lily Rose Depp See Through Shirt of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is working on optimizing her birthright as the heir apparent to Hollywood Royalty, because like traditional business, or traditional royalty, being the daughter of one of Hollywood’s highest paid stars gives you direct access to the same level success, or at least the spillover of that success.

We all know nepotism and don’t really give a fuck about nepotism, so long as it’s not a fat chick capitalizing on nepotism, taking the opportunities from hot chicks who are easier to jerk off that don’t have said nepotism.

Anyway, with being high profile thanks to her dad, being hot, thanks to good genetics, being not very fat, at least not in this photoshoot thanks to either starving herself, laxatives, or a water diet in anticipation of showing off her body like a common whore wanting to be jerked off to, when really she’s just showing her body off to get talked about, media hits, so that she gets more hype to her big WEEKND MOVIE and whatever else she’s got going on, to help laugh and maximize said career.

She’s got the industry on her side, the best people on her side, so this is marketing and it comes with NIPS…

The funny thing about being high profile and important is that you don’t have to follow the same rules as the basic common whores, where their tits get deleted from instagram…

When you’re Lily Rose Depp, your tits get to stay on instagram….

The world is unfair, sometimes, like today, in a good way.

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2023

20

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I never really trusted doctors, or thought of them as some higher intelligent beings, since all the doctors I’ve known outside of the hospital realm, have been total scum bag, alcoholic, drug addict degenerates with lots of money to pay for whores…..which I. guess worked out nicely when they were feeling generous…which was pretty much every time I socialized amongst doctors because they knew they were scamming the system and had guaranteed stupid income for the rest of their lives….

So the whole medical system, even in Canada seemed like a total fucking scam, where relatively unimpressive people who had money where able to get their licenses after years of schooling where they were taught how to REPEAT AFTER whoever is paying their leaders…

Obviously, I really don’t trust the medical system after all we’ve been through the last 2-3 years, but what I do know is that I appreciate that their own employees have even lost faith in their insular, god-complex, we’re heroes industry, because they are side-hustling posting nudes….

That’s a “I can’t get fired” or a “I don’t care if I get fired’….or “the real lottery win is selling themed nudes to people into jerking off to women at work, or women in healthcare at work….

It’s the only thing I like about the medical industry really, THE NUDES…the sluts, the sex work, and I guess the doctors when they finance those things because they’ve decided I’m good times….WHICH I AM….

Here are some medical workers.

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