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2025

27

Oct

Kat Dennings Not on Ozempic of the Day

This just in, the actress you all fell in love with for having big tits on a sitcom, Kat Dennings, who I believe went onto some Marvel / Disney / bullshit roles with ROLLS, is not on OZEMPIC.

She did the Jennifer Hudson / Oprah show you didn’t know existed, unless you’re on government subsidized drugs / disability….and she was fatter than her titties….

Which is pretty fat….

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2025

27

Oct

The Rat Cow is Still Half Naked of the Day

You would think that there would come a time in every whore’s life, where she looks at her battle wounds like her blown out pussy and an asshole that no longer has internal sphincter muscles, causing a constant slow drip down her leg…..and cross references it with her bank …and says….I’m going to move onto a farm upstate and raise Guinea Pigs….

But their egos are just too big, they are validated by their instagram whoring, even 15 years after instagram whoring, instead of realizing they won a lottery, they got lucky, they pulled off the scam of a generation.

In no timeline besides this one should a Rat Cow be as rich as she is from the tits she’s got, because of that face.

Yet here we are, looking at a Rat Cow, who is rich as fuck for being hot, thanks tot he tits not her face, is still staging photoshoots of herself for attention at 45 years old.

So now, we’ve got the broken down face with botox and other modifications that make it look like it may be a Bruce Jenner aged man who finally came to with his women’s panty wearing fetish and has officially chopped his dick off.

The point is, she’s rough lookin and I don’t believe ANYONE but maybe a handful of other girls trying to get her audience to find them in her comments, gives a shit about Rat Cow….

But Rat Cow still cashes in…

I may not get it, but I don’t have to, since I don’t call the shots….

It just goes to show you the power of witchcraft or hot tits….because through it all, she’s been a skinny girl with hot tits….

Maybe that’s all any girl really needs to be…

The crazy thing in all this is all the money she’s left on the table instead of starting an OnlyFans….

Sure, she gets 6-figure, maybe 7-figure brand deals….but this girl would print money as her fans anxiously wait to see her asshole drip through her brave new white panties you can see in this bathroom shoot…

Posted in:Emily Rat Cow

2025

27

Oct

Demi Lovato’s Fat Opiate Addict Now Addicted to Ozempic Ass in Concert of the Day

Demi Lovato likes to pretend she’s addicted to fitness, but she’s clearly been mainlining Ozempic the way only a heroin addict could…

After getting off the nod, she found herself addicted to sugar and carbloading with nowhere to go, her appetite came back with force and it showed as her belly forcefully broke through any clothing she wore…

But once a drug addict, always a drug addict, and clearly she found a new injectable, that she probably also smokes and snorts when she can, and it’s the GLP-1’s or whatever the fuck they are called….

She i still fat in the ass, but less fat and for whatever reason, she’s performing in her underwear as part of some concept project.

I don’t hate that pop star trash who have sold their soul to the devils wear their underwear as costumes, I just don’t understand it.

Especially when her fan base is gay men who don’t jerk off to that kind of thing…

I don’t hate popstar trash who have drug overdoses from self medicating, but I do hate when they don’t get cancelled or put into exile for it.

Demi Lovato’s most interesting achievement has been that the industry didn’t blacklist her for having an overdose, they marketed it hard like it was cool and made her hard….despite being doughy and/or cottage cheesy…

Anyway, she lives, she exists, she’s less fat, which makes her better but not from doing heroin, which makes her boring….but still fat in a No Fat Chicks Allowed website….which makes her boring….

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2025

24

Oct

Moon Bloodgood Makes Content of the DaY

Moon Bloodgood has the name and look of a Native American, which I assume means she’s pulled a DAVID COHEN, Rita Ora’s Husband, who is known professionally as TAIKI WAITITI…..

I’ll give you ONE guess as to why he changed his named to TAIKI WAITITI….and that reason is affirmative action.

Leverage his 10 percent Polynesian heritage, make it 100 percent of his identity, get opportunities designed for natives, take them, while the natives are left in the dust.

Moon Bloodgood played a NATIVE in a movie called Pathfinder….but girl is Korean…

Shameless…on some applying for the Native Card so you don’t have to pay taxes, despite not being native shit…

Anyway, the content she makes is low level porn.

She’s 50 fucking years old, a little old for that but when the film roles dry up, mortgages need to get paid…

When the looks start to dry up….

Doing things with your tits to get validated and jerked off to, which are often the same thing, need to happen.

So I appreciate her enterprising / whoring ways, even though she’s 50 years old,. which is disgusting.

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2025

24

Oct

Eva Longoria Throwback Nipple of the Day

It’s Flashback Friday….

Is anyone else on season 3 of Desperate Housewives after randomly deciding to give that show a shot?

If you are, you’ll have the late to the game understanding that I recently just understood, that Eva Longoria was a serious fucking babe.

Throughout the series, she’s a sex obsessed, money grubbing, sugar baby, who was once a runway model….the shortest runway model in the history of runway models.

She fucks the gardener consistently, she fucks her husband, she runs around half naked in her underwear….and it allows me to finally grasp her celebrity, her fame, her appeal, and why she’s an international sensation.

Sure, Nicolette Sheridan is the hotter pussy on the show, if you’re a racist into aryans over the Mexicans….

Sure, Eva Longoria as a person seems awful….like a self hating Mexican….who hires Mexicans so that she can feel above them….but that’s just a feeling I get when I look at her….

But 2007 Eva Longoria with her tits out…NOT BAD AT ALL…

I’d eat from her TACO stand ALL DAY.

I’d even eat her Burrito….

Which isn’t saying much.

BUT IT IS SAYING SOMETHING.

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2025

24

Oct

Amelia Gray Has Her Tits Out of the Day

I appreciate how Only Fans brags about generating 25 billion dollars in payouts to people they call “Creators” over the last 9 years.

It means that they made 20% more than 25 billion dollars in profits off the back of people they call “creators”.

When in reality, they’re just sex content producing whores…

The reason I appreciate how Only Fans generated that kind of revenue is that it means there are a lot of very sad and pathetic people in the world, hopefully the kind that will give me some of that money.

I always agreed with the angle of “why are you updating content to a platform that doesn’t pay you back, that’s slave labor, you’re working for free”….but it’s a pretty retarded angel to take when the Youtubers make billions, the Instagrammers make Billions, the Twitchers make Billions, the tiktokers make billions, even the snap chatter make billions.

So you can go into it with a virtuous “we save the whores and pay them fairy by allowing them to do all the work and generate all the revenues for themselves on our platform”….but the reality is, it’s just whores encouraging or seducing other whores into the cheap, soulless and disgusting world of whoredom….

It’s easy to sell your body but there is no such thing as EASY money….

Anyway, I am more of a traditionalist who likes my whores to be less enterprising or car-salesman like. I don’t like the stripper that tries to get me into a private dance in a certain amount of time so that she makes her target whore money for the night, I like to be gently seduced, where I see how much time I can waste of theirs, only for them to genuinely want my money for ME…..or who just shows me her tits for free…instead of making it feel so transactional.

Like Amelia Hamlin, who doesn’t care about me or my needs, but she doesn’t have an OnlyFans, and she is not money grubbing. She does have a mother who was a mainstream Playboy titty showing whore after her acting career, but who that’s a different kind of whore, so it’s nice to see her daughter has inherited her implants and has her tits out for me to see for FREE….

You see, that’s a better kind of whoring….

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2025

23

Oct

Selena Gomez in Leotard Porn Weirdness of the Day

I am into the leotard as much as the next pervert. Not because I am into Ballet or Aerobics, but because I respect a piece of clothing that touches the ass, pussy and tits at the same time.

I am a basic man, with basic perversions!

I am not sure why Selena Gomez has squeezed into a leotard. She’s a little old and fat for this kind of behavior.

However, she has been ripping lines of OZEMPIC in club bathrooms harder than most, and is a little less fat than she was.

Like all fat chicks who are less fat, but still fat, they feel like they are the fucking star of the show. Like they are the hottest in the room.

When you add that to actually being the star of the show, because your mom sold you to Barney when you were 2 and that led to an addiction of selling her children to an evil industry, your bank s your ego.

So make a fat Selena Skinnier, and bitch who already thinks she is unstoppable, comes at us hard.

Now, I thought she was supposed to die at 30 of Lupus, but I guess farming organs for Kidney transplants changes that.

Maybe she’s not even sick, I mean she was a drunk, a fat fuck, and now on Ozempic, which you’d assume isn’t good for someone with a terminal auto-immune disease.

But GOMEZ is unstoppable…giving her all before premature death….

She may be doing new music, her circus monkey of a husband is an accomplished producer, so they could be dropping the gold….before it’s too late for her.

Maybe she’s trying to elevate herself, make more money, do the Taylor Swift, maybe go on tour and show the world what she’s got….

For now, we have leotard porn, and as a leotard lover, not in a wearing it around the house because I love the way it cups my micro-testicles, but because I like the way it hugs a pussy…here you go…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2025

23

Oct

Rachel Pizzolato’s Bikini Tits of the Day

Rachel Pizzolato is your new favorite Italian, who may not be an Italian, because she doesn’t seem to have a beard, but who has a name that reminds me of Pizza, which is likely exciting for most people who helped my Pizza this internet thing….

It’s like people ordered pizza for as long as I can , but suddenly everything on social media was pizza-this and pizza-that….it’s not even that exciting of a food.

What is exciting is tits….and Rachel Pizzolato’s got the tits of someone who only eats pizza, but luckily she lacks the gluten intolerance from the glyphosate poison that comes with a Pizza diet….

That is unless she’s just starved herself for weeks leading up to this bikini event, which we’ll assume she did.

You see, we all a skinny Kelly Brook bikini model, before giving into her inevitable fat of growing into her tits once she hit the wall at 30….

We know Rachel Pizzolato will end up fat and WE don’t even know who the fuck she is…

She has been on the celebrity message boards, so the weirdo nerds who still go on celeb message boards are excited by her.

She was apparently a host on Popular Mechanics for Kids, which is likely why….

It’s one of those “why does a childless lonely man in his basement apartment know who all these nickelodeon stars are” situations….

Obviously, not ashamed to discuss on the internet with the other freaks….but totally know they have no business knowing who these kid show stars are for any reason other than being perverts…

Since I am a titty pervert, I’ll look at the titties…..

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2025

23

Oct

Britney Spears Dancing of the Day

Hey, everybody….let’s dance.

It’s like we are running our own internet kid’s show here, but only because you are all semi retarded….drooling on your damn selves…

I should write in rhyme, like some baby shark, Miss Rachel, or the other perverts of Youtube making 100s of millions of dollars with their theatre kid, stunted brain, scams….

We’re are own kind of perverts here, the kind who don’t do it for the money and if there’s one thing a crackhead, mental case, psychopath, insane Britney Spears in dance can teach us, it’s that we are perverted enough to appreciate those things while dancing.

We’re the old school, we a time when any stripper we got a lap dance from was a lunatic who made us uncomfortable but we still tried are best to get our money’s worth from the lap dance by cumming ourselves…

We’re of an era where the crazier the better, there were no real psycho drugs, at least not available to the crackhead stripper, that was what street drugs were for…

In this over medicated, over prescribed, anti-depressant fuelled world….where everyone thinks they are crazy…we miss out on the real crazies, not the self diagnosed, needing an excuse, crazy from the side effects of the meds they don’t need crazy….

Britney brings us to a better time in our lives…and it’s nice to see how far she’s been able to go with her career, life and current condition…

She could have been killed off at 27 and probably was, this is just AI and Body Doubles, K-Fed paid off to keep the lie alive…

For all we know and for the purpose of this post, Britney’s older, crazier and still fucking dancing….

So let’s dance….

Shit, I was supposed to write this post in rhyme, you know, since you’re all drooling retards….

As if you’re even reading this, there’s YOUTUBE videos to watch instead….GET WITH THE TIMES…


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Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

23

Oct

Just a Couple of Innies of the Day…

You know what we don’t do enough here….stare at vagina pictures…

So here’s a group of girls who are self-proclaimed procurers of innie-vaginas, which is the kind of vagina where fat settles in the outer banks, not giving the inner banks a chance to fucking breathe. Just padding them, protecting them and hiding the full vulva you’ve grown to love, unless you’re a gay and scared of it.

There is a group of people, mainly women who want to have innie vaginas, they think outty vaginas are bad and that men find them gross.

There are possibly some men out there who do find the meaty vagina gross…but they are likely fags…

So in helping perpetuate the things that make women insecure, because they think vaginas are supposed to be inny, when all we care about is whether we can put our dick in them, but encourage them to be insecure, so that we get a chance to put our dick in them, seeing as confidence would ruin our chances of putting our dick in them….HERE ARE SOME INNY VAGINA…

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