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2026

05

Feb

Amy Schumer Posted Ozempic Swimsuit Pics a Month Ago of the Day

And people have yet to recover…eyes still suffering the retinal burns….the image of the weird faced joke thief weirdo forever burned into their minds…

Proof that just dropping the fat thanks to science doesn’t stop the fat head from behing fat and doesn’t make the body worth looking at in a swimsuit…

It’s actually a huge accomplishment to have a bikini body not worth looking at, but rather that you actively try not to look at because she’s a monster…

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2026

04

Feb

Elsa Hosk in Red Lingerie of the Day

Elsa Hosk was one of the slutty Victoria’s Secret models who I was willing to start a charitable organization for, back when the world turned on hot chicks and swapped them out for fat trolls of the internet.

It was one of the saddest times in our lifetimes, seeing hot chicks who were made into millionaires for being hot, totally alienated for being hot by the brands that made them rich, all because of a bunch of loud mouth angry pigs threatened to boycott them…

If the models weren’t millionaires, I would have moved forward as their savior, fucking running car washes, rub and tug back sales and other exciting things to help them survive.

But the hot chick will always survive thanks to being hot….

Elsa Hosk is old now, still hot, still doing lingerie shit and NO FATTY WHINER is gonna bring her down….because we’re all here wanting her to bring us down by suffocating us with her ass….SMOTHER BROTHER…

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2026

04

Feb

Girls In Sheer Clothing of the Day

There’s a lot of sluts out there posting pics of their spread assholes on their instagram for attention. Anything to get noticed and most aren’t even getting noticed, which must be pretty sad for them…..spreading their soul for all to see what they ate for lunch the day before and no one cares because too many other girls are doing it for them to matter…

So it’s nice to see some wholesome girls fully clothed!

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2026

04

Feb

Lily Allen Shakes Her Granny Asshole of the Day

I don’t know if any of you Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy little rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave a record deal, which worked out nicely for her because she was a huge star for a few minutes in a time when you made stupid money with music when people bought CDs.

That took her from being a family embarrassment to the star!

She was always dumpy, never hot, always on the cusp of being a pig….but now that she’s an old rich lady, she can get the tits, the injections, the fillers, the botox, the ozempic and the other things that make her look like a muppet….and that is a serious improvement.

The 50 year old multiple divorcee and mom looks like a better fuck then the 20 year old fat chick living her dream and thinking she is important because of all the positive , because 50 year old moms know they are 50 year old moms who by definition can’t be hot, but they can be more fuckable than other 50 year old moms and that’s a good uses of her money.

She is on a comeback tour, riding nostalgia, making more money and doing media – shaking her ass…and social media shaking her ass…there’s a lot of Lily Allen ass going on!

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2026

04

Feb

Sydney Sweeney’s Lingerie Brand is Boring of the Day

I guess the general observation from a full retard like me is that social media has killed innovation.

That’s not to say there aren’t creative geniuses out there, they are probably in bus shelter’s doing FECAL art to keep warm because they are homeless…

Then there’s the fame whores who just want to get noticed, doing vile shit to get noticed, and barely getting noticed, but that doesn’t really count as creative genius, that’s more sad and desperate.

It’s just to say that people are slaves to either the AI, the algorithm, the machine….

They all want things to work so they just do the same tried, tested and true bullshit.

WHY REINVENT THE WHEEL – IT HAS ALREADY BEEN INVENTED…

They do the safe and easy formulaic bullshit that doesn’t really inspire, but rather makes everything feel like mall brand bullshit….and they get rewarded

They do the lazy, obvious and weak…

This is Sweeney’s sold out brand, that would have sold out regardless, since that’s part of the marketing hook, because women are so lame that they buy anything trending for some sort of validation.

Sweeney’s audience is mainly men, but apparently a lot of chicks want to be here because they think they’ll look hotter in her branded panties when they take slutty selfies for their tinder dates….

Unless it’s all just a lie.

So in her marketing of her product, all she really has to do is strip down into the product and ride the tits as she does…

But that makes for uninspired content.

She has an opportunity to do cool things, but instead does boring things, because she doesn’t have to waste her time doing cool things, maybe because as a commercial puppet slave to the satanic demonic industry, she doesn’t even know what cool things are.

She just knows how to do what she is told like a good set of tits…

Here’s her work…wasted opportunities happen every day.

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2026

03

Feb

Mandy Rose Works Out of the Day

Mandy Rose is some WWE star who realized that the world of whoredom pays better than being a WWE stat.

The thing is that you need to be the WWE star, to build the foundation of being a girl that loser dudes want to have sex with, or at least wrestle with, until the boner in the back humiliates them when it doesn’t lead to sexy time, but rather ridicule….

Because the WWE fan is a weird breed of loyal fan, who knows they will never wrestle these women, but they’ll sure jerk off to them when in some rage from watching man on man play fights…

When that fanbase exists, the world of whoredom, selling them exclusive content through manipulation is easy….

But you need that WWE name, celebrity and reputation to really maximize it…

Here she is doing fitness like an exclusive content producer manipulating her paying customers would…

Weird tranny wrestling tits out….

RIP CHYNA….

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2026

03

Feb

Big Tits Small Nips of the Day

Here’s a group of girls who feel they have big tits with small nips…

Most of these nips look like they are pretty average sized, so I don’t know what kind of nipples they are comparing themselves to, maybe the giant kind that take up 3/4 of the tit….freakish nip…

I also don’t know where they are taking their measurements from….

Is the small nip based on the shit stain size, like how big of a nipple round edge is… compared to saucer nip…

Os is the small nip based on the suction bit, you know the actual part of the nipple in which you suck on….

I couldn’t tell ya……

Then there’s the whole big tit that comes with the self proclaimed small nip aren’t even that big….

But who are we to argue with girls posting pics of their hot tits on the internet….

No one…we are no ones….NOT SOMEBODIES…but thanks to the internet – we SEE tits…I SEE YOU….TIT.

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2026

03

Feb

Karol G was the Top Stripper Looking Star at the Grammy’s of the Day


I am a low IQ and thus an under achiever.

So I am posting GRAMMY content from Sunday today, because I am old and get lazy….

I also think the GRAMMY’s are more retarded than my low IQ makes me…. I’m talking assisted living in a diaper level retarded…so I avoid anything about a bunch of assholes spreading their bullshit that they don’t even grasp.

I saw that the Gervais, who I guess was the host unless it was Trevor Noah…I don’t pay attention to that shit…SOMEONE there called them all out for being political, as he does, reminding them they are rich and uneducated coddled idiots.

It’s not original though to say these idiots think their voices matter and that they are doing good to offset their lives of luxury.

It is hard to believe anyone rallies with these idiots, like they actually feel good that they are virtue signaling and pretending to care when all they really care about is getting their 100 dollar smoothie delivered to them by an assistant they treat like a slave in the morning after a night of Grammy parties…

That was before I saw KAROL G….a COLOMBIAN singer I have never heard of, who I would be into smuggling my tongue instead of just cocaine into the country through her asshole….even if my tongue was cut out by her handlers for calling out their drug running through pop star strategies…that for the record I am not aware of and was hypothetically saying happens because I saw an episode of Nip Tuck where the girls were smuggling drugs through their implants and this chick looks like one of them MEDICAL TOURISM addicts who goes tot he source of that tranny instagram look.

So if you’re into that tranny looking thick latina, you know the kind that probably has mind altering worms that turn them into whores….

Here’s KAROL G….the kind of girl you’d want to smuggle your tongue in her ass, but only because she may have balls instead of a cunt.

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2026

02

Feb

Unfortunately, The Grammy Awards Happened and Everyone Survived of the Day

They took legend Catherine O’Hara, but let all these assholes continue to live and pollute our lives.

A group of degenerate baby eating, human sacrificing, reptiles from another dimension, who have for whatever reason made you idiots believe they are talented or more important than you, so now they are celebrities.

Whether it is teen girls from Barbados working as a hooker at the local Karaoke bar being human trafficked to NYC to become one of the biggest names in pop music, or other idiots, like Canadians pushing anti-ICE ideas that don’t apply to them because they got their work visas legalls, or Puerto Ricans who are ANTI ICE despite being born with American ports and having no real issue with ICE since they are American because they are all piles of shit no one should pay attention to.

People seem to pay attention to them, or at least they think they do, when they use bullshit events like the Grammys which are masturbatory self promoting, celebrating, and perpetuating the lie that they actually matter.

Which lucky for you, meant that a bunch of people who live charmed lives in the castles, decided to push their agenda, politics and talking points they are told to push because they are mindless brainwashed soulless puppets who are controlled by their handlers….

So instead of bringing positivity and light through songs, they are commercial idiots who want to disrupt happiness, push their negativity and make the average man think the world is in chaos, because chaos is good for business.

Don’t listen to these fucking losers, go outside and find people who aren’t tainted by their propaganda, who aren’t celebrating faggotry, climate change, paper straws and all the other annoyances we have to put up with because people are married to a AI algorithm pushing garbage on them they feel compelled or empowered to repost…

Most people don’t pay attention to the bullshit and really, that’s a better place to be….

They are trying to target the new generation by having Gen Z people at the event because the new generation seem to like the idea of being validated by a third party rather than just likes and views. Which means, the Grammys will continue.

So at the Grammys, along with a lot of political shit I am sure was spewed, we had tits, that they want you to think are important tits, so if we have to put up with their nonsense, we can at least look at the tits…

Chappell Roan – Attention Seeking or Distracting with her Tits…super edgy….I would have preferred she was pushed in on a gurney, with her legs in stirrups, doing a public gyno exam….you know the future of fashion will be lazy bitches with their pussy’s spread for attention when people get bored of the tits.










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The best thing about her is that she probably cries about toxic masculinity, gender, objectification and all the other shit while pulling out her tits for attention….and the real issue is that she doesn’t have nipples…I guess Reptiles don’t do the whole nipple thing right…otherwise they’d.be MAMMALS, right? Biology…

Either way, good job ugly…

Addison Rae, who is some TikTok bitch that got famous from before TikTok was TikTok and was more focused on pre-teens dancing for perverts….

She took a different approach than that Chappel bitch, by showing off her ass as part of her attention seeing, viral moment, attempt to get the media attention she craves so much because it gets her paid.


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Heidi Klum was also there, she’s a pop star now with some hit viral songs because she knows how to manipulate the media and maximize, apparently it’s not that hard.

Her fashion statement was some plastic suit, morphed to her ass and body. Some weird morph suit. It’s some fetish gear, which makes sense of a German. Easy to clean the piss and shit off of.


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Madison Beer probably has the best tits in the music industry and you don’t even know that she is in the music industry because she’s a youtube star with a ton of money who barely works…worked the tits when it mattered and gets to coast…

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Tate McRae is one of the big players in the new generation of shit music and she showed up dressed like a broad shouldered tank…

As a reference point, she posts these kinds of pics on social media….

So to wear a dress you’d expect to see an 89 year old Italian woman wear to her husband Guido’s funeral is a little bit of a downer..

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Midget with the Big Head Sabrina Carpenter was there doing her best Dolly Parton without the tits….so apparently has been on ozempic because she’s less fat, but it could just be a corset….

I like to call her Sabrina CarpenTURD because that’s what she looks like.

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Honorable Mention – Demi Lovato was at a pre-Grammy Event where she showed off her hourglass figure created by Ozempic. I guess when you’re a fat dumpy heroin addict, injecting fat loss meds hits in ways she appreciates. I had a Heroin addict friend who used to shoot water when he didn’t have heroin because it’s about the delivery bro…

More entertainingly, she mangeled her face into some sort of porn looking chick, but she hasn’t updated her tits.

So as a plastic muppet faced freakshow from instagram hell, trying to make dead sexy face that they do…..she didn’t bother improving the sloppy tits hanging off her chest like an old pair of old man balls.

Freakish tranny cat lady who thinks she looks hot because that’s just how broken she is.



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2026

02

Feb

SUPER HOT SUPER Sydney Sweeney SUPER HOT and the Scooter She Rides of the Day

There are a group of people out there who are not seduced or compelled by Sydney Sweeney’s tits and they can’t understand the hype around Sydney Sweeney, even with the tits and willingness to show the tits….

I am part of that group of people, because when I saw this paparazzi pic of her and her new Handler, who was Justin Bieber’s handler and apparently the guy who found him on youtube and sold his ass to Usher….so he’s stupid rich and has a grip on the pop culture machine….Scooter Braun….

I was like…that girl is zero hot, not even average at best, that’s an unnoticeable mom who works at Walmart but when she gets home, she posts her tits on reddit and gets all the love she misses out on during the day cuz she’s a fucking dog faced pony boy..

Here’s the Sweeney you idiots are looking for….

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