I am not wired to have empathy towards anything but animals.

I could be from childhood trauma, psychosis, autism, narcissism, bitterness, anger, self hatred…

However, I’m not one of those people who needs excuses beyond my control for my shortcomings as a person, I just embrace them for what they are.

This whole crying and claiming a mental health condition in kindergarten to make your identity through life and your excuse for anything you do wrong is boring.

I prefer taking responsibility for being an asshole, loser, failure, slacker, tyrant, depressive, suicidal freak.

That being said, I don’t care that a bunch of rich people’s homes are burning in LA.

I understand why it’s all they want to talk about, they are self involved people and throwing a little apocalyptic wild fire validates their star role in the movie of their life they’ve curated for their audience.

I just don’t really give a shit besides the animals and even then I don’t think about it.

I’m not saying people deserved to die, or that I want to see poor people lose their homes…I don’t will this shit or hope for this shit.

But I don’t care when I see the celebrities and rich people, who I have decided are obviously terrible humans who represent terrible things in society, so BURN BANY BURN…California has been on fire forever, what do you expect.

Anyway, one of the viral things that came out of a house burn for Heidi and Spencer, is that the internet decided to make Heidi Montag a chart topper because why the fuck not.

Apparently, all you need to do these days to go viral and to come out of retirement or to have a new life is lose your house to a wild fire.

Does anyone have an of where Spencer was during the start of the fires, was Heidi and Spencer’s ground zero?

I’m not saying that attention seeking reality stars who haven’t been in the pop culture stream for the last 15 years, would burn baby burn their own house down, but these are skilled media manipulators from a different era of viral and they probably would if the mismanagement of the governments who are supposed to keep the citizens and their homes protected didn’t beat them to it.

More importantly, why not take a shitty situation and monetize and maximize the exposure it brings you.

It just makes sense from a marketing perspective, which in the event you didn’t know, Spencer Pratt is pretty savvy in.

Burning the house down to TAKE THE HOUSE DOWN….

Now, I’ve done a 100 Montag posts since her inception, so why not relive some of her hottest half naked moments from the era her song came out….

They can mooch off NOSTALGIA and SO CAN I!

Unfortunately, I used to images using a different platform that I no longer have access to, so we’ve only got 17 pictures.

BUT we can still the good times from a long time ago, back when we used a different platform….if we try hard enough to visualize that shit…

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