For whatever reason, I am a pervert…..

I enjoy being surrounded by naked people, so that I can stare at their vaginas…

Unfortunately, I am also a loser, so the stars have aligned in a way that nothing works out in my favor…

So the times I have tried to make my way to nudist resorts or nudist colonies, I’ve been surrounded by gay dudes with erections….

The first time I went to a nude beach, I literally saw a dude butt blasting another dude in bushes….which wasn’t what I signed up for.

I think there was one set of tits, and they were old lady sloppy tits….

So I gave up on the nude beach dreams….

Luckily, the tides have shifted, our LUCK has turned a new corner, because bitches on the internet who go to nude beaches take selfies and them to the internet….so it’s like we are there, from the comfort of our home, looking at a screen, not connecting with humans or reality, because maybe we’re still losers….

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We are heading into a Holiday Weekend, at least the Americans are. For the rest of us, it is just summer, but summer theoretically means bitches at the beach, and bitches at the beach mean naked or half naked bitches at the beach.

For as long as I , I’ve been very into nude beaches. Anywhere chicks get naked is the place to fucking be.

I’ve weathered gay nude beaches, where cock is everywhere, just to see the one fag hag’s bush….many times.

So I’m committed to the fucking cause and you should be too.

If you know of a nude beach in your area, it means there are TITS and ASS out at those nude beaches, which means you can jerk off to them from the bushes, hoping to not get caught, or at the very least, flash your boner so they know you like them.

They’ll call you a creep and imply the NUDE beach is a SAFE SPACE to get nude….where you shouldn’t jerk off…but jerking off to the nudes at the nude beach is the fucking point…and I see it as a safe space for you to jerk off to exhibitionist women, until they start yelling at you and call the police on you, pervert, makes things more exciting.

NO ONE will yell at you at for looking at this from the comfort of your own home…

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