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Archive for the Tits Category

2026

02

Apr

Ski Slope Titties of the Day

I may not ski, but when you live in Canada, skiing is the only thing people do during the winter…

I do like ski slopes when they are used to reference titties….

So as the ski season wraps up with Easter Weekend….

We turn to the ski slope shaped titties to entertain ourselves as we wait for summer…

Summer will bring slutty outfits in public, thrilling…but when you live on the internet…everyday is public nudity and thrilling…some of it is even themed….like these ski slope titties, nipple pointing up…cuz things are looking up…

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2026

03

Feb

Big Tits Small Nips of the Day

Here’s a group of girls who feel they have big tits with small nips…

Most of these nips look like they are pretty average sized, so I don’t know what kind of nipples they are comparing themselves to, maybe the giant kind that take up 3/4 of the tit….freakish nip…

I also don’t know where they are taking their measurements from….

Is the small nip based on the shit stain size, like how big of a nipple round edge is… compared to saucer nip…

Os is the small nip based on the suction bit, you know the actual part of the nipple in which you suck on….

I couldn’t tell ya……

Then there’s the whole big tit that comes with the self proclaimed small nip aren’t even that big….

But who are we to argue with girls posting pics of their hot tits on the internet….

No one…we are no ones….NOT SOMEBODIES…but thanks to the internet – we SEE tits…I SEE YOU….TIT.

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2026

28

Jan

Girls Who Think They Have Perfect Tits of the Day

This was pulled from a channel about Perfect Tits, where exhibitionist women feel compelled to show off their tits that they think are perfect tits.

The theory is that dudes who want to see the tits, or who are sucking the tits before the post nut clarity tell them that they have perfect tits.

Since they are exhibitionists, this is probably not the first time they’ve posted their tits, so it can be assumed that the incel losers in the comments are overly excited with praising the tits, to hopefully crack the code and make the exhibitionist love them, and when that doesn’t work, they’ll send them money, and when they get sucked dry from these TITTY SWINDLERS, they’ll go shoot up a community or themselves….

For whatever reason, the terrorists that are women milking loser men dry online aren’t getting charged with scam or fraud crimes….when that’s EXACTLY what they are doing.

Selling tits to losers desperate for tits, is not much different than selling a Granny on sending you bail money, or whatever other retard scam tricks these idiots into buying gift cards for strangers pretending to be the phone company.

Anyway, who are we to tell these girls their tits aren’t perfect, because perfection is impossible to achieve and they are chasing a pipe dream…..they are still tits and that’s perfect enough…plus positive re-enforcement means more tits….

So keep em coming to keep us coming…..

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2025

28

Jul

Forty-five/ Fifty-five Titty Ratio of the Day

They say 45/55 is the greatest titty ratio.

I don’t know how you go about measuring that kind of thing to determine that 55% of the tit is below the nipple but I am willing to make it my life work…

Like a land surveyor, but for tits….

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2025

05

Jun

Big Ol’ Sloppy Boobs of the Day

Tits are tits…but not all boobs are created equally…and not all big boobs are amazing….some big boobs come with fat chicks attached to them and the only reason they are big in because their bodies don’t have anywhere else to store the fat, the gunt, ass and thighs are at capacity….some big boobs aren’t meant to be big boobs, they are perky small tits that have been held captive and like a typical Prisoner of War will never come out of it the same, all stretched out and traumatized….but they are still tits and tits are tits. We have a duty to look at them.

Sure, when they are in bra the big sloppy gross tit can be deceiving with all their bountiful cleavage…and sometimes that push-up technology allows us to ignore the rest of the old lady you know had a dozen kids before her lifelong commitment to baked goods and snackfoods in front of the TV took hold…. but we know the second they are unleashed, a disaster unfolds….but they are still tits and and tits are tits. e have a duty to look at them.

Here are some Big Gross Boobs that are are still tits and tits are tits. We have a duty to look at them.

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2025

04

Jun

45:55 Breast Ratio of the Day

Apparently the best breast is a 45:55 breast ratio…

Assuming that was determined by a nerd who never got to such on a breast in his life, but through pictures decided…

The science is that the distribution of breast tissue above and below the nipple when viewed from the side is 45% above the nipple and 55% below.

It’s the “Natural” titty aesthetic that Plastic Surgeons strive for when doing TITTY implants….FULLNESS below the tit gives a more gentle slope on top and roundness underneath…

Fasciating..

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2021

29

Nov

Big Baddy Bee is the Ultimate Model of All Time of the Day

Big Baddy Bee is someone who only has 8,000 followers, but her profile was sent to me, and I fell in love with the concept of what she’s doing.

I was talking to a dude this weekend who was laughing about how big tits get hits, at least on TikTok…when big tits are being flashed or shown off…motherfuckers watch and big titty content has about 2000 times the views small titty content does…so girls are being told BIG TIT LIVES MATTER, but little tit lives don’t…

That’s the messaging…and it’s nothing new, I mean Pam Anderson, Anna Nicole, Jenny McCarthy…Carmen Electra and the other BIG FAKE TIT models of the 90s laid the groundwork….Emrata, Kate Upton and more modern big tits…confirmed that Big tits make dreams come true..

So this girl decided to buy some silly prosthetic tits to make content around, and she’s basically mocking the IG model, while now being one….rocking an OnlyFans withe the prosthetics….

I know, I’m more into real tits, than big silicone made in china breast plate tits, but for the social commentary…this is what legends are made of!!

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2021

29

Jul

Pop Star Titties of the Day

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Here’s a series of pictures of a recently married popstar…who will remain nameless, we’ll call this our kind of blind item…

Plus you never know if this shit is real, when everything we see is fucking doctored, even the people we see on TV may just be sophisticated AI…

If you’ve ever seen what they do with the consumer level of AI, we’re talking the Instagram filters, it’s very likely the really fucking rich people could simulate anything…from a compromising picture that looks real enough to destroy a motherfucker…like a topless pic….

So this could VERY well be ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE….is Anderson Cooper even real? Or Fauci…has anyone ever been in the same room as him and were those people credible sources? I don’t believe anything and the fact that 90 percent of existence is on the internet, though a screen, makes it all far more questionable…

Plus blind items are always more fun than just being served the information, it forces you to dig into your brain and think about who this could be…assuming you’re not distracted by the shit stained saucer bigger than her tit nipple, but that’s probably just a nipple pasty.

I never found this starlet hot, she’s a midget weirdo in blackface….which MAY give it away….but take it in while you can, before the internet finds us and makes us remove it.

THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2021

11

Jun

Arab Tits of the Day

Her name is ARAB TEEN on Reddit and she’s into flashing her 34 DD Egyptian tits that I guess she thinks are one of the wonders of the world, comparable to the Pyramids, Sphinx and the whole Mummification process of her people…who may or may not have been ancient aliens…

I am posting her tits because they were on my REDDIT feed, which for those who don’t know is the number 1 platform for these girls who get naked to promote themselves for monetization purposes….because we have finally arrived to a place where no one has traditional morals and values and everyone, even hot chicks are strictly interested in monetizing their tits to perverts…there’s a lot of money to be made and they can be just like a Kardashian when they do it…

It’s definitely a fucked up series of events, but not as fucked up as what would have led to an Honor Killing if she still lived in her Arab Country, but thanks to the Western Way, she can be free to show her tits for you…

There was a recent attack on an Arab family in Canada, where some redneck WHITE person drove into them and for some reason, killed 4 of the 5 family he hit, which actually sounds challenging to pull off, but doesn’t make it any less disturbing of a “Hate Crime”….

Apparently, the kid was on Anti-Depressants, like so many people, because they want that band aid solution to their problems and doctors are heavy handed, paid by the pharma companies, and I’ve heard all mass killings are done by people on anti-depressants….so I blame the fucking anti-depressants…it fucks with people brain chemistry and makes them crazy….and the fact that 60 percent of people are on them…is a reminder that THEY want you on them and that it’s normal to be anxious and depressed so stop being a little bitch…

That’s not to say it wasn’t a hate crime, but when the media pushes race on everyone, it’s going to divide and pin people against each other, which we SHOULD NOT ALLOW….our races don’t matter, our cultures make us interesting, and when the government pushes this everything is racist shit, it makes people hate each other….it is strategic..

So look at these REDDIT ARAB TITS and be inspired to love your ARAB friends, neighbors and forget all the bullshit they’re using….

TITS UNITE.

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2014

07

Aug

Tits in i-D Magazine of the Day

The models are Natalie Westling & Lily McMenamy and I’ve never heard of them, I mean everyone’s a fucking model, so I don’t keep track, too many people…I just know they are super creepy in this photoshoot for i-D magazine but more importantly – they are showing their tits…

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