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2026

04

Mar

Naked Yoga Girls of the Day

The real tragedy in the world is not all these idiots crying that it’s World War III or the start of the Apocalypse, like it’s written in the bible…

The real tragedy is that you weren’t porn with a 10 inch porn cock, so now you’re forced to a life of masturbation and mediocrity because you can’t satisfy a woman with just the tip cuz the tip is all you got….

Unless you’re one of those small dick over achievers who overcompensates and if you did in fact have a 10 inch porn dick, you’d be homeless from not working, because you’d be too busy with the porn dick..

The point is, whether you have a big penis or not, talking about penis is really fucking gay and I apologize for bringing us to this place…

I blame netflix for their gay brainwashing…..

We can fight it….easily…with tits.

Here’s some girls doing yoga to de-gay you….

Health and Wellness is trending…all the rage….and whether you’re into it or not, naked girls doing it is my kind of CONVERSION THERAPY..

Posted in:Yoga

2025

03

Jun

Naked Yoga Girls of the Day

The chicks of instagram may be committed to Pilates now.

The whorish lazy workouts of women everywhere trying to get lean and flexible in hopes of having a good enough ass to monetize, or keep monetizing.

Whether they are “content creators”/Instagram sluts who need the ass for subscribers or paid partners or married to a rich guy they want to keep horny or trying to get married to a rich guy…..the lean body and hot ass is important…

We don’t really care how they get it, starvation, drugs, Ozempic, so long as they aren’t fat, it’s a win…

Throw in some flexibility and spandex outfits and even my lazy old ass is tempted the local Yoga studio for some ass in my face, farts in my nose and hope in my heart of a better tomorrow…

The outfits are naked enough in theory, because the skin tight skin suits they wear actually shape them into a hotter thing….

The idea of wanting to see them naked, usually better than seeing them naked in those poses…unless you’re actually mid-fuck.

So these girls taking it upon themselves to do Naked Yoga content are brave revolutionaries you should celebrate….

Yoga Pants…more like Yoga No Pants!

Naked Yoga should speak to your soul….Namaste Naste Bitch.

Posted in:Yoga

2009

23

Nov

Rebecca from Full House Doing Yoga Cameltoe of the Day

Why couldn’t these be pictures of Kimmy Gibbler? You know the disgusting neighbor from Full House who I always wondered what she looked like naked because I figured she put out based on the insecurities of being the ugliest bitch on the show.

I always wondered if her pussy was as vile as her face and if work in entertainment for someone so ugly eventually dry up forcing her to take on sucking my dick for coke, or would she end up like that ugly actors before her, who found a career being the ugly person in the movies like Rhea Perlman, the mom in Goonies and Hayden Panettiere…..

But instead these are pictures of Becky from Full House, the hot aunt we all wanted to fuck because that’s why they cast her, and sure wanting to fuck the hot chick is acceptable, despite being obvious, and despite actually fucking the hot chick is boring as fuck cuz hot chicks put in no effort as they know they are too hot to be fucking you, or ed out in the ditch and don’t know your dick is inside them, pretty much trying to overshadow my Kimmy Gibbler accessible pussy dreams, because accessible pussy try harder and appreciate that you are fucking them because if they were you, they wouldn’t be fucking themselves, even though you are fat, hairy, herpes ridden and stink…..

So despite how meaty and abused Becky from Full House’s pussy looks in these tight yoga pants…because she had to get famous somehow or maybe because she’s had kids….it’s still good enough for you TGIF watching perverts to relive the glory days of ’89 and jerk off to this shit….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cameltoe|Lori Loughlin|Yoga

2008

13

Oct

Halle Berry Sets off Car Alarms When She Leaves Yoga of the Day

As the Sexiest older lady with kids alive, according to Esquire Magazine, it’s no surprise that Halle Berry sets off car alarms as she leaves Yoga. I mean she is half black after all. Setting off alarms is kinda something they do…

Posted in:Halle Berry|Hot|Yoga

2008

05

Aug

Hayden Panettiere and Her Yoga Pants of the Day

I am posting these picturs of Hayden “built like a fridge” Panettiere because she is in yoga pants and seeing her in yoga pants makes me laugh because she’s looks about as flexible as a Christopher Reeves.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Pants|Yoga

2008

23

Jul

Marla Maples Does Yoga on the Beach of the Day

I got up early today and went for a small walk to get coffee. I ended up running into all the local vagrants and homeless and mentally deranged people who populate my neighborhood and who I’ve seen almost daily for the last 10 years.

I never get up this early and didn’t realize these people started out their day of loitering this early. There was the weird dude who talks to himself, listens to a walkman and is on methodone treatment at the pharmacy, there’s this tall dude who doesn’t shower and smells like shit who drinks decaf coffee all fuckin’ day at Subway, there’s some dude with a cowboy hat who is always drunk and aggressive and every time I see him he’s missing a new tooth. There’s the crazy cat lady who has a different purple jogging suit everyday, I’m talking about the kind of jogging suit 4 year olds wore in the 80s and crazy un-brushed hair who walks her 8 cats, all on leashes, there’s some really skinny guy with one leg longer than the other who smokes cigarette butts he finds on the street and then there’s homeless man dance who spent too many years doing acid and is totally OCD but seems like a genius.

As I was judging them, thinking to myself how fucking weird they were, I realized that to the average person, I was probably one of the crazies in the neighborhood they see on the daily for the last 10 years too. It was some kind of revelation where I finally grasped that to the normal people, I am as crazy as the people I laugh about for being crazy and that depressed me, but I figure if you can’t beat them and if their judgment is already ed on me, I might as well milk it and that means that now I can walk out in my underwear, shit myself and drool and fondle my penis every time I see a cute girl, because I carry the crazy card, despite the fact that I don’t want to be one of the local fixtures, I should make the best of it.

I guess maybe it’s time for Marla Maples to come to with her fat too. She needs to realize that she’s old and has no business being on the beach at all unless it’s at an all inclusive resort in Cuba with all the other 40 year old mothers. There’s really no place for her trying to do the splits and act sexy because despite my being willin’ to fuck her, since I’m a pervert and she isn’t fat, I still don’t want to watch her bending about like some kind of nimble 20 year old. I find it embarrassing….

Posted in:Marla Maples|Yoga

2008

24

Jun

Kristen Bell Bending and Stretching of the Day

I know you want to fuck Kristen Bell and it must bother you to see her bending and stretching for one of two reasons. Either she’s sore from how hard Dax Shepard slammed the shit out of her, or she’s preparing to bang the shit out of him. It’s the excitement of young love where sex is the priority and you can’t get your hands off each other no matter where you are because the raw sexual energy takes over all levels of thought and logic and it must be pretty painful for you to watch because the only thing raw in your sex life is your dick for rubbin’ it down to the bone.

Either way you can be happy to know she’s rockin’ the birth control patch on her leg so that this cocksucker Dax doesn’t accidentally pollute her womb with his spawn that I can only assume will be a lot easier to hate than him.

Posted in:Kristen Bell|Yoga