Tiny Tits in my head….may not be the Don Ho song, but MAYBE it is….

Who is to say the Tiny Bubbles are about champagne…or actual bubbles because to me it is tits….but then again everything to me is tits…

I am but a simple minded pervert who thinks all tits are great tits and tiny tits are tits and offer all the same thing as big heavy tits, less sweat, back ache and easier to handle….often on a tighter frame.

I encourage the tiny tits of the world to stand up and rejoice…so we can stare at them!

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The year is 2023 and I haven’t seen more tits this year than I have in my lifetime, but if I did, it would still not be enough tit, as I am into tits…

I have been thinking a lot about how great a nice big tit is, even a fake big tit, becaue I am conditioned to love the big tit and to want to suck the big tit, it’s probably coded into all of our DNA, hence the titty obsession that lets the big tits win at life.

Since big tits are obvious for obvious reasons and great for obvious reasons, I still like to give the tiny tit some love too….

I am a bit of a contrarian, forced to hate the mainstream, forced to find lame what the mainstream finds cool, and for as long as I can , I am more into ing the underdog, which the TINY TIT owner is….

That’s not to say tiny tits aren’t hot or amazing, but to say that tiny tits face big tits everyday and likely feel insecure about their tinyness, even when they love them, because SYSTEMIC RACISM against their tits…

Yet, we must pull our shirts up and champion the cause, stop the negative self speak and realize that all tits are great and deserve to be jerked off to…and hacking them up and inserting toxic plastics is not the solution….showing us all your great tiny tits is.

Here are some TINY TITS for more tits in 2023.

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All I want for Christmas is as many tiny tits to realize that they are titties too, because every breast implant, well not all of them, as I’ve learned there are some pretty shitty tiny tits out there, but the tiny tits I associate with are top notch tiny tits, the way you’d want a tit to look if you were to draw one in your pervert sketch book, just simple and feminine, very 1970s, before the clown round basketball tit became a thing…

What I am saying is, if you can TINY TIT under the Christmas tree, you are a lucky man, with all you need in life because as they say in the Jewelry ads, good things come in tiny packages, which is probably why every pussy I’ve ever cum in has been huge….

BOOM.

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Tiny Tits are titties too….

I am into the tiny tits because that’s just what you do what you’re a fan of tits, you appreciate all of them, from small to big, perky to sloppy, even the gross fucking tits, and you know there are gross tits, are still titis…that deserve to be stared at even if jerking off to them is more challenging.

The truth is that I find girls with manageable tits hotter, maybe I’m from the “more than a handful” era of the 80s and 90s that told me that was where you wanted to land…indoctrinated by a pre-hormone in the food era of manageable tits….or maybe I’ve seen one too many sloppy tits bigger than my head turn into a sloppy body too big for one seat on the plane….either way, the tiny tit comes on a tighter package, has more perk, has just as much personality, has lower cancer rates apparently, and since they are tits, are a good time…

If you or someone you know has tiny tits, don’t chop em open and fill them up with toxic whit…it’s not worth it…the way you are naturally is the right way….and if it takes a pervert like me, a guy who would fuck a pile of broken glass just to see if I could feel, even harder if it was previous a jar of smoked herring, so that the smell brings me to that familiar place, but yeah…

If it takes a pervert like me, who loves tits to say, GOOD tits, hot tits, show me your tits, and get as excited as the first time I saw a tit with every tit I see….then I’m just doing my job….saving tiny tits….EVERY FUCKING DAY…..

Unfortunately, I’m not very influential and if you’re reading this, I’m sure you don’t have tits worth saving, since you’re an old dude who hasn’t figured out the internet is over on social media not websites…

THE LAST OF US…

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I keep on pushing the same bullshit, which is Tiny Tit lives matter…..Tiny tits are titties too…stop Tiny Tit Hate…..because the universal truth, that can’t be denied, is that tits, all tits are awesome..

In a world where there’s some inversion of truth, where everyone is emotional and excitable, quick to cancel people, they push all kinds of bullshit agendas….

Like fat chicks being marketed as hot under the guise of body positivity…and saying they aren’t hot because they are fat is body shaming….is a farce…

But when it comes to tits, small tits marketed as hot under the guise of body positivity, is fact because they are tits and saying they aren’t hot because they are small makes you a fag.

So stop letting small tits slaughter themselves to get jacked up with toxic plastics to look hotter….keep TITTIES organic…

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It’s Itty bitty Titty Tuesday – where we remind the tiny tits out there that tiny tit lives matter…

I typically endorse tiny tits because they are tits, but also because they generally or statistically come stock on a hotter skinnier body and I hate fat chicks…..so seeing a set of big naturals means that the girl will at one point or another become a fat fuck and I don’t like that.

I’ve also had some luck with tiny tits, meaning the tiny tits I’ve met along the way have been on fit bodies, hot bodies, tight bodies, and not on fat girls who are hormonally fucked up from being so fat that they never developed tits…

However, I spent about 3 hours a few nights ago looking at before and after breast implant surgery on a plastic surgeon’s website, thinking maybe I’d recognize some of the tit jobs….and AS it turns out…there are some REAL fucking shitty small tits out there…but like anything in life you can choose to see the GOOD or the BAD in things and for that reason….I CELEBRATE the tiny tit!!

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The weirdest thing about being a Tiny Titty ambassador, because I like to celebrate tiny tits as much as I celebrate big tits, seeing as we are a tit obsessed society, it’s important to let the ladies out there not get trapped in the spell or propaganda that tiny tits aren’t hot, because they are….TINY TIT LIVES MATTER….so don’t kill your tiny tits.

But yeah, the weirdest thing about Tiny Tit Tuesday is the I get from the one basement dwelling sex offender who you know has never touched a tit, calling me a faggot for liking skinny girls with hot bodies and small compact tits…

Last I checked a hot skinny body with an intact pussy that came stock on them when they were born is not gay….gay would be only being able to get off to a girl if there’s a dick in the frame…or maybe putting phallus objects in your ass for the prostate massage while decorating your house or talking to your girlfriends about boys…assuming you have girlfriends….I mean gay would be fucking a tranny up the ass that doesn’t need to be on estrogen, so long as it has a wig and dress on….but hot tight bodies with tiny tits….not gay…you see cuz they’re chicks…you fucking inbred retard….

I guess my biggest regret was catering to garbage humans, instead of high profile humans who like to laugh at garbage humans….where I was the garbage human being the cour jester they laugh at….not where other garbage humans come to hang…..they are not the same.

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We may be in a big titty obsessed society that makes having big tits an easy marketing tool for girls with big tits, you know all you need is the big tits and you can get rich, or be a owned woman to a rich guy, which provides you that lifestyle you have been brainwashed to want…..

But that doesn’t mean that Tiny Tits don’t matter. They are hot….they are just left for the lower budget sugar daddies, because all the big tits get swept up first, so their lifestyle is more upper middle class when done right, maybe they even hold actual jobs to help pay the bills….which is hotter than being a pile of big tits laying there being served like you’re about to get pissed on at a Hummus party in DUBAI….

Tiny tits are for the most part just as hot, more symmetrical, with easier to manage shit stain nipples….they just aren’t BIGGER than your head, so not as easy to market to a bunch of half retards, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t as amazing, even if for a more sophisticated titty fan….the mindless titty fans make up the majority….so that leaves the tiny tits as the “one man’s trash is another man’s gold”….

Keep those tiny tit content coming! the Tiny Tits in your life, neighborhood, social media feeds. Togethe we can elevate the tiny tits to the glory they deserve…but that they always fall short of reaching thanks to those bastard big titties…

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The slogan or catch phrase for tiny Tit Tuesday is that tiny tits are titties too because tiny Tit lives matter, since they are still tits!! LOGIC.

They just come in a more manageable and compact package, like the girl I just walked by who was pushing 5 foot tall, but not in a midget way, rather a real woman with proportionately long legs, despite being near midget height way. Her 6 foot 5 boyfriend who clearly appreciated how big his dick would look against her small frame clearly understood the compact packages on a woman aren’t a bad thing.

So tiny tits, less sloppy, more perky, still tits, but I have always liked emaciated women who don’t have any body fat…..so maybe I am biased.

So long as the tiny tits aren’t on fat chicks, then the Tiny Tits are to be celebrated.

So tiny tits out there must be told, so tell the tiny tits you meet or know, that jacking their tiny tits up with implants, is the wrong way to treat tiny tits, be more respectable freaks….but convince them that you cumming on the tiny Tit so it knows you appreciate it and that it is appreciated is the right way to treat tiny tits, even though that’s probably less respectable when you factor in how vile a person you are!

HERE ARE SOME TINY TITS!

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Tiny Tits are titties too.

I am a firm er of the titty in all there variations since variety is the spice of life and looking at tits seems to be the only thing I am truly interested in doing….the only think that brings me happiness…the only thing that puts a fire inside me and makes me have a lust for life…or really it’s a lust for titty…which like a vagina is life…because they are needed to keep life going…..

You get what I am saying and that is celebrate the natural tits, the small tit that is confident enough to be exposed for fun, because tiny tits are hot too.

Don’t jack up the titties with plastic sacks of shit..when they are perfectly fine to jack off on if the opportunity presented itself…which it won’t because we’re losers that repulse tits….

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