I don’t subscribe to the idea that bra size determines a woman’s worth, there are just too many factors that go into a woman’s worth, and tits are really just one line item on that laundry list, plus I’ve seen way more shitty big tits, than I’ve seen shitty tiny tits, plus I’ve seen way more hot bodies with smaller tits, than big tits, and I like to look at the whole picture, because hot tits on a fatty for someone who hates fat chicks is not enough to win me over on a rational, clear thinking level, but when they’re presented in front of me, that’s a whole other conversation in restraint and self control or impulse control…because I’ll suck on any nasty tit that invites me to so hard old milk fills my soul or mouth…

The point is, if you or someone you know is a tiny tit girl, just know, your tiny tits are tits, of equal merit, of equal skill, of equal importance, and oftentimes far hotter than your big titty counter-part…so don’t massacre those babies and inject plastic bags of shit into your chest….just embrace them, make content around them, celebrate them, normalize them…even if tiny tits have been normal since I’ve known what a tit is and probably long before that.

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I was just talking to a TINY TIT girl about how unfair life is for TINY TIT girls thanks to SOCIETY’s big TITTY obsession, that forces some small titty girls to cut off their titties and insert sacks of shit in them, to get that big titty girl experience, without actually having been born that way…..

I was saying how unfair it is that a big titty girl can just get views, celebrity, hype, dudes lined up, all for having a big set of tits….

When tiny tit girls are perfectly fine, oftentimes better than big titty girls, because they are less dumpy, tighter bodies, a better package….

But it must be hard being a tiny tit girl not getting the easy handouts the big tits get, while still geting hand outs, because of the whole owning a vagina thing.

I am definitely an ambassador to the ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE…and believe in their small and humble breasts or at least in the showing of those breasts as some sort of weird empowerment hustle….you know bringing out their athletic competitive instinct but for sex work and monetizing tits….”WE CAN GET PAID TOO”…

THis ain’t a big titty world anymore more, there’s room for more than just big titties..

Now, let’s organize events, protests, cuddle sessions around this movement….MY mouth is ready to suck.

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I don’t spend a lot of time on Social Media so I dont’ really know what is being said about tiny tits…I can’t imagine it being anything bad….I mean with all the trans being celebrated, gays being celebrated, fatties being celebrated, genderless being celebrated, creepy teachers with blue hair being celebrated, there’s likely no time to single out women for their small tits and shame them….and THAT IS A GOOD THING…because I fucking love tiny tits, they come stock on hotter, fitter bodies and that’s a good thing…

I don’t hate big tits either, but a sloppy tit can be revolting when you find a donut under it, you know smeared between tit and gut…

I do see that when I celebrate tiny tits, doing my part to save a tiny tit from getting slaughtered by some dumb girl who doesn’t realize her tits matter and that her fake tits aren’t impressive, even if they get more views on YOUTUBE…..is that some of you low life fags say shit like “what is she a little boy”….no motherfucker, tits don’t determine gender…a FAT WET PUSSY does…tits are just an accessory and you can cum on tits of all size equally…

These girls are TINY TIT ambassadors and I like their hustle..

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After marrying a fat lady, justifying it for the tits, I can say with confidence that the smartest move is to marry the ass and buy the tits later, assuming you even need to do that, because tiny tits are wonderful, manageable, bring the same level of unique personality, all while being on a body that for the most part will degrade better than one with a big set of tits.

The big set of tits is just a liability, not because of breast cancer, but because it’s a roll of the dice as to whether the lady will be able to keep her small frame, because biology is going to make her want to grow into the big tits.

I realize that the media, TIKTOK views, even in this feminist era of slutty empowered FEMINISM…HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY….get naked for your cause, that’ll teach us empowerment, maybe sell us a 9.99 per month subscription to do vile things to yourself for 10 dollars…because you look at the aggregate of all the dudes giving you 10 dollars to do vile things to yourself for a month…not the micro level of a dude is giving you 10 dollars to see you do vile things to yourself….which I’d argue is a great deal for the dude busting out 10 dollars…what’s 10 dollars when gas is 8 dollars a Gallon…ya know…your pussy is worth a gallon of gas….and if you really want to do to the math…it’s actually 10 dollars for 30 days, or 33 CENTS a day, to see the pussy….CHEAPER than a price of coffee…these bitches should make videos commercials like the Foster an African Aids baby you don’t ever need to meet….

Anyway…tits get hits, so simple minded ladies think big tits are better than their tits, so they go out and slaughter their tits to get big tits, and it’s a fucking tragedy, when they should just embrace the small tits, like these babes…and give us content around the small tits, because small tits hold their own any day of the week because THEY ARE TITS and TINY tits are TITTIES too.

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TINY TITS are wonderful, manageable and delicious…

They are like those fancy foodie plates from the obnoxious restaurants the assholes of the internet go to, you know the pretentious meals that they pretend are so fucking wonderful, when an outsider, an obese fuck who likes the all you can eat buffet looks at in disgust…like how will that slimey ass spoonful of grool satisfy my appetite you queer foodie fucks…ONLY the titty version…which makes it far more enjoyable…

You know, you don’t need big sloppy trough titties to get you through life, sometimes, the small and wonderful ones are more than enough, especially if you like skinny bitches with nice asses…rocking that model body…which I do..

Here are some tiny tits being empowered…or some shit…as you stare at them.

Pervert.

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One of the most tragic things I can think of is when a hot set of small, manageable, cute looking tits get taken to the SLAUGHTER HOUSE and filled with basketball sized implants…only for their body to become in a constant state of inflammation, since you KNOW how bad INFLAMMATION can be….so bad that I don’t actually give a fuck about it….I just hate seeing nice little tits turned into big round hard tits…it is depressing and when those hot tiny tits get killed off and replaced, it’s never impressive, its a $5000 – $10,000 purchase…you can’t even buy a HONDA for less than 40k in Canada…I mean…we’re not talking ROLLS ROYCE of tits here, we’re talking a reliable 10 year old TOYOTA CAMRY at best….so stop the fucking CULL…stop the SLAUGHTER….MAKE TINY TITS GREAT AGAIN…because they are GREAT….ALWAYS.

I don’t mind when moms with saggy tits come in for a pick me up, I mean it’s probably better to fuck a 50 year old with implants than without, so there’s a time and a place for everything….

But when small titty younger girls do vane shit like that to themselves, I always think it’s a fucking waste….

I guess I just like tits that people were created with, why change a good thing, those tits are unique to them, and when you alter them, it is just another example of everyone trying to be the fucking same, instead of embracing their UNIQUE snowflake qualities…

THaT IS WHY I these ITTY BITTY TITTY girls who are comfortable, into showing off, their tiny tits…maybe it’s empowerment, maybe they know they have hot bodies that dudes probably pay to see naked, so they don’t need to overcompensate…I don’t know the inner fucking workings…I am just glad to see Hot tiny tits acting like big tits…it’s a ion project.

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too..

I know that goes without saying, but Tiny Tit Lives matters..

Even redneck, half retard dudes I assume are the TARGET MARKET for this cesspool of a site realize that Tiny Tits are hot, we take what they can get….but there are still a handful of people who say girls with small tits look like little boys, only if you want them too…you sick fuck….

Real men don’t give a fuck about the size of the tits, we’re here for the vagina…

I wrote a meme earlier that I didn’t put together properly…

It read:

Girls are like – I only date him if he’s a billionaire

Guys are like – I only date her if she’s got a vagina and isn’t dead, but the last part is negotiable.

You see I can be hip, relevant, youthful in my out of touch posting babes with small tits and endorsing them like they don’t know their small tits are hot…because they do know their small tits are hot….

I make memes…

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This is my campaign, my activism, my charity work…. because I don’t really do anything charitable, no volunteer work, no protests…just standing on my soapbox, that’s more of a piss soaked box a homeless man lives in, rather than an actual soapbox that would get people to form around me to hear what I have to say…but a soapbox nevertheless…where I endorse small tits, because my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED campaign involves skinny girls, and skinny girls come stock with small tits for the most part….so small tits to me…mean hot bodied bitches…where as big tits are typically soft, sloppy, doughy mattress types….

Tits get hits, so it confusing small tits to think they need to jack up their tits with fake beachball tits because they think for some weird reason big fake tits are impressive, even though anyone can get them, including MYSELF…I can buy myself tits….meaning it’s hardly as impressive…..

Where owning your tiny tits, is HOT….

SO DON’T FUCK UP YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW SMALL THEY ARE…we appreciate them….you on the other hand, probably not so much.

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It this era of nothing is real, it’s nice to know that TITS are real…..

You know there’s comfort in knowing that with all the insanity out there, the one thing you can believe in, is that tits are real…

Until you that tits are not all real, because girls with hot small tits feel insecure thanks to the media celebrating big tits, so they slaughter their big tits, and implant them with sacks of shit, only to have beach balls in their body, under their titty so that people like you can pretend the small tit with the beach ball surgically implanted in them.

I guess my love for tits is real, even though not all tits are real…but these Tiny Tits, are most likely real, so that is why I celebrate those who haven’t fallen into the pressures of the propaganda they face DAILY.

LEAVE THEM TITTIES ALONE!

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I celebrate Tiny Tits every fucking day of my life, because I think tiny tits are great and they don’t only deserve to be celebrated on a fucking Tuesday, but I am glad that they are celebrated on a Tuesday, because I get to go through hundreds of hot small tits and stare at them….which sounds pretty pathetic, but it’s what I gotta do to keep this sinking ship afloat…not that anyone even reads this shit or looks at pics of it…BUT I do and that’s enough..

So long gone are the days of “Flatty Flatty 2×4” and “yo bitch, your tits are inverted, they are supposed to be 3D not concave you dumb fuck”….and here are the days “fat tits are alright, they get more views on TIKTOK, but tiny tits look better naked 99 percent of the time, at least as a complete package, because tiny tit girls are for the most part, not dumpy fat slobs, and when they are…THEY just have no fucking hope and have to accept a life of being disgusting, knowing dudes will still fuck em, because dudes are perverts.

If you or someone you know is a tiny tit girl, don’t go under the knife and let your titties run their course…maybe they’ll get big one day, but they’re fine for now, better than a set of shitty beach ball titties you’re only getting to impress the internet.

SEEE I AM AN ACTIVIST FOR THE PEOPLE TOO….just the titty version.

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