The majority of bikinis are thong bikinis these days, everyone of all ages wear them, it’s fashion baby.

It is shocking to think there was a time when people wore full one-piece functional swimsuits that had ass coverage.

It is like that was a whole different fucking world….

Now it’s just bare ass everywhere and no one cares, I mean no one but a pervert like me jerking off in the bushes…

I like the thong bikini, more revealing than a girl’s underwear, making my pervert life easier because I get to use my imagination less.

If the thong bikini fits, you must acquit…

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It’s summer vacation motherfuckers, which is something I am trying to take as seriously as possible, since sitting on a computer all day updating bullshit no one cares about all day, is a pretty stupid way to spend a day, especially when not making millions of dollars, or even 100s of dollars doing it….it’s a retarded hobby, but a hobby which I’ve been doing as a full time job for 21 years, so why stop now….

However, not being on the computer for the last 2 weeks or more has been the best thing possible, but unfortunately for me, I’m sucked by in…which is not the same as being sucked right off, in fact, it’s probably the opposite of that in of dopamine hits and other chemical reactions in the brain that happen when getting sucked off….

The one main observation I have from the recent time outside staring at bitches in bikinis is that they all wear thong bikinis like it’s not a thing.

I realize as a hermit who doesn’t get out much, my brain is stuck in the 90s where the thong bikini wasn’t all the rage, it was a boring generation when it comes to sluts.

So naturally, the skimpy bikini would have been a rare thing to see, but now 95 percent of women wear the thong bikini, we’re talking from the age of 11 years old which the Epstein files that don’t exist would appreciate, to 85 years old…every bitch is in a thong.

It gets me wondering, as a voyeur, whether these women are just in their own bubble who forget that they are in a society, you know like the people on speakerphone or facetime in public, but the nearly bare ass version….

Or if they actually want you staring at their ass…

I figure it’s the same as all chick logic, where if you’re a creeper that grosses them out, the thonged ass is not for you…

If you’re a young fit pervert guy they want to teach how to fuck, then spreading that ass so you can see a little of the asshole behind thong is the goal….

Meaning, they are all whores who want you to stare at their ass provided you’re someone they want staring at their ass….

They’ll pretend it’s for the tanlines…obviously…

Here are some thonged asses in thong bikinis, which are pretty much the only bikinis available on the market based on my bikini market research in seeing a lot of thonged asses in bikinis….

It’s a good time to be alive for a thong fetishist like myself…

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