When I was a teenager, I thought having cool sneakers was a cool thing, then I hit puberty, discovered tits and jerking off and moved on with my life…

Not that I could afford cool sneakers but converse one stars and stan smiths were like 10 dollars, so it wasn’t as retarded as it became…

I saw the whole “street wear” thing go mainstream, where all these grown men became obsessed with sneakers or customizing sneakers, and clubs would allow you inside with sneakers, which is arguably where the entire world fell apart and went ghetto.

I never followed the sneaker fetish culture, because I thought it was very gay for grown men in their 30s to partake in. It’s like they got their corporate jobs and could finally afford all their Air Jordans…GAY…

I do know that shit got VERY out of hand and these shoes sell for small fortunes…to other idiots…and the whole thing is retarded…maybe I should have bought a lot more of those 10 dollar shows to sell to the retards 40 years later…

ANYWAY…

There’s a different kind of sneaker fetish I appreciate, SLUTS IN SNEAKERS…and that shit is far less gay, because TITS..

So, this is my HYPEBEAST post of the Day…for all your streetwear faggots…

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