Scary Movie did a redo and apparently the general public is ready for those early 2000 gross horror comedies because it destroyed at the box office. People got off their asses and went to the theater to feel the feces left in the seats against their asses, while leaving their own fecal matter for the next guy, all while hoping to not get shot like they were in COLORADO….CINEMA…

I am a degenerate and wants the world to go back to crude, crass, offensive humor that make for iconic moments, the fact that porn chicks licking toilets is the only shock value we get and expect, because those bitches are shameless and obvious and boring….is sad.

Hollywood has an opportunity to re-write the script, to push rage-bait content, to get the uptights angry as fuck because they say faggot or retard…but instead, they buy into the outrage doing woke shit, creating the WRONG kind of outrage, ruining society as a whole.

I am not ENDORSING the WAYANS brothers, I’m more of a Wesley Snipes guy myself….

I am just saying Scary Movie was a solid franchise back in the day, it’s back and it’s won, so maybe the tides are shifting…

In the movie, there was BUSH, weird BUSH, probably prosthetic BUSH…with a girl named RUBY SNOWBER….and someone captured it at the theatre the way PIRACY was meant to be….none of that eyepatch, parrot on your shoulder shit…A HOY MATEY…

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NOW you want more RUBY SNOWBER….

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