Apparently, Hollywood has discovered the internet and are now buying horror stories off random people on reddit and instagram because two internet created horror movies got the under 30 crowd into the move theatres and made these motherfuckers a lot of money.

Unfortunately, the horror that has been my life running DrunkenStepfather has not seduced any Hollywood big shots to buy the life rights for a million dollars….because not all horror stories of the internet are created equally..

I could see the movie unfold in a really exciting way, just an old fat guy on a broken down computer, milk crates for a desk, soiled jogging pants and a alcohol problem…just watching him get older and fatter while laughing at the screen once every 30 minutes…

It could be single shot, low budget….a win…

I guess we don’t all need to be celebrities, or famous, or money makers.

Some people can just exist doing the good work that society needs done in order for it to function, like doctors or nurses or whatever….

Sometimes, there’s a bit of a crossover of people with those good intentions, that bed side manner, deciding that they should be paid more by losers who jerk off to them.

So on their breaks, they create nudes, a modern day NAUGHTY NURSE fetish, even though we know all nurses are Naughty. It’s the job many strippers end up going to school for, probably in hopes of seducing a doctor from his wife with their wet nurse pussies…

These are some of those nurses, making the medical industry proud, because there’s more to life than disease, death and istering medication…

There’s also NUDES that can be monetized and really to give them the legitimate validation they deserve. None of that THANKS FOR HELP SAVE MY LIFE and more of that THANKS FOR THE TITS, NOW SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE.

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I figure as we are an aging demographic, replaced by AI and the new generation or two generations or even three generations of TikTok dance retards….we’re all forced to deal with our life choices, obesity, chronic illness and are swapping the gym pussy, the club pussy, the bartender pussy, the stripper pussy for the medical facility we sit in the waiting rooms of pussy.

So we can appreciate that nurses are some real fucking sluts who seem to get naked on the internet in their nurse outfits milking the nurse fetish, despite wearing scrubs, and not those sexy little nurse outfits they have in the fetish section of the Halloween store.

The point is that nurses are the sluttiest profession, tending to our needs while trying to homewreck the doctors they work with, because doctor husband is 90 percent the reason why they quick stripper, bartending and whoring to train as a nurse….they’ve literally run their hands through SHIT to get this life and they aren’t going to let some happy marriage get in the way.

The internet seems to say that nurses being whores is a lie, that it’s rooted in sexism and media’s portrayal of nurses being whores makes us assume they are whores…

Luckily, that same brainwashing makes the nurses themselves think they are supposed to be whores, or that there is a market for them being whores, which brings the whore content.

I am 90 percent sure I’ve read studies on how nurses are the biggest sluts in the working world…but maybe I’m confusing studies with pictures they’ve actually taken of themselves being whores on the job.

Either way….FUN times because we love whores…especially when they are on the clock being whores…double dipping, earning, enterprising….with tits..

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What better way to start the week, than to celebrate medical workers, the MEDICAL heroes who apparently got us through COVID with choreographed dance routines and being complicit to big pharma that was paying them, calling anyone who went against them conspiracy theorists, NAZIS and misinformation spreaders…who didn’t care about their granny or their neighbors if they didn’t want to get a government mandated medical treatment because MY BODY MY CHOICE only applies to women who want to kill babies. I AM GOOD WITH TAKING SOME ZINC AND GETTING LOTS OF FLUIDS you scumbags…..

Yes, I’m still traumatized, which isn’t the same kind of PTSD all those people of reddit have from someone misgendering them by using their birth pronouns thanks to the fact that they have tits and a pussy and are chicks….cutting your hair short and wearing pants won’t really convince us you’re not still a chick…no matter how hard you wear a HE/HIM pin on your RAINBOW lanyard….ASH.

That being said, the Healthcare worker becoming a Hometown hero, really brought attention to the fact that these high stressed workers are some of the biggest sluts who maintain professional jobs….and sure, they don’t wear the cute vintage nurse outfits you’d buy at the sex shop and dress your wife up as to live out your nurse fetish you’ve had since you were a kid getting your tonsils out and one of those nurses bent over just right….instead they are in scrubs that make them look more like janitors…but the idea is still the same and that is that nurses can be sluts too, even on the job, with no fear of being fired….and that’s the kind of career advice you need on a Monday…

You’d think these people would be busy and hard at work, but apparently no one works anymore, even the bitch working the counter at Dunkins is hoping you don’t talk to her and distract her from her internet-ing….rolling your eyes when you order something she actually has to make herself…it’s a general cultural vibe….and so is getting naked on the internet. YAY.

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I’ve been seeing some threats of COVID’s return, at least in the form of retards in masks in their car alone….

I still have PTSD from the whole COVID thing but I am not a believer that it will happen again…but then again…we are a group of retards…and I don’t believe that people have spines or are capable of any original thought, so they’ll comply with shit that doesn’t make sense just because they are told to, which is always funning to watch from as an outsider, because I’m sure we’re all sociopathic enough to appreciate a good manipulating a retard into doing something they aren’t supposed to do, like the time I manipulated an actual retard I worked with to grab the tit of one of our co-workers, it was so easy to convince him that she asked me to ask him to do it, but that he had to ensure that it was a surprise and that he didn’t ask for permission first….

He got fired….

I laughed and I laughed…but the truth is that retards shouldn’t be in these work programs that don’t pay minimum wage in the first place, so I was really doing him a favor…

Anyway…..

With it being an ELECTION YEAR, there could be some sort of pandemic to lock us all in like we’ve been locked in before, and people will go along with it, but the hope is that shit never happens again…

If it does, it will give these HEALTHCARE HEROES something to do outside of producing porn on the job, you know give them actual work and parades to validate them instead of forcing them to tap into the nurse fetish, selling their body to the fans as a secondary revenue stream….

In the meantime, here are their nudes.

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I fuck with medical workers for the MONKEY POX…

Don’t you want to be on the forefront of the latest PANDEMIC with SORES on your DICK all thanks to the NURSES and HEALTHCARE heroes out there who double as SEX WORKERS, which is code of internet hooker, that may not be as fun as actual hookers, but I figure if you’re dying in a hospital these internet hooker nurses can inspire the real life nurses to use their bedside manner to jerk you off…..and that’s better than the alternative, the MALE NURSE…

the HEALTHCARE HEROES…and their NUDES!

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All the racist, right wing, trad wife life, alpha male conspiracy theorists out there are saying that there is going to be another pandemic before the election, or a cyber attack, or an alien invasion, or a financial collapse, so that you can all live in the pods eating bugs under the new communist regime….

To which I say….make these healthcare workers HEROES again, and they’ll just keep on bringing the smut.

The nurse fetish is an old one, a good one, assuming you like women who change diapers and have pussies covered in MRSA..

So bring on that pandemic…we need a little excitement, free money, closed businesses, and a solid excuse to not socialize, or leave the house and stream all day while eating snacks..

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On one side of the conversation, people are pushing health and wellness as the new cocaine party slut approach to life. People aren’t drinking, they are bio-hacking, doing the whole macro calorie counting, hitting the gym for various muscle building tactics, doing organic foods and other superfoods and all that other shit it hopes of living forever, despite all the forever chemicals being sprayed on them that can’t be avoided…

On the other side of the conversation, hanging out with some nurses could be hot and fun, since nurses are pretty slutty these days as they run a side hustle in self produced porn and really tap into the whole being a fetish because they care for you like your mommy, while not being your mommy, forced to play with your asshole as part of their job and not even seen as whores for it, if anything, at least in Canada, it’s paid for by the government, no matter how many boners you expose to them as they bathe you..

So maybe terminal illness is the way to go, end the suffering, the financial strain and die with slutty nurses caring for you, which can only go south when you get one of those male nurses on your file who isn’t quite what you were hoping for, but based on this volume of whorish nurses, the chances seem to be in your FAVOR…

ENJOY.

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Nothing says health and wellness like chicks in the system pulling their pussies out on the job…

I don’t think there would be a successful healthcare system with nothing but the best in service, care and treatment if there wasn’t chicks who work in the system pulling their pussies out on the job….

I figure when it comes to medical treatments or procedures, the only one I am really into is the nurses pulling their pussies out on the job…

It may not be state of the art technology, or new vaccines that genetically alter you from being human, BUT it’s the old timey care that makes life worth living or fighting for..

It’s the bedside manner that can come with a different kind of sore than a bedsore and I’m all about it…

Keep the union worker well paid and un-fireable because the thrill of producing porn on the job will compel them to produce porn on the job for all of us to see nurses the way we see nurses in our heads.

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We call this working hard for the pension….

Working hard for the high hourly / salary wage healthcare workers get…

Working hard while waiting for the next pandemic to make them heroes again….

Not caring about getting caught or fired because they are unionized, there’s a shortage of labor, and they’ll never get fired, even if they use medical instruments as dildos, in medical beds with dying patients…

The internet is weird, but that’s only because people are weird, especially nurses who produce porn on the job because caring for people is their duty, and that includes caring for people’s boners too….

It probably makes getting sick fun….but it’s probably caused by the whore parasites these girls get through eating shit…since nurses are all knee deep in shit all day…

Either way, working is for suckers if you can’t produce porn for your subscribers from work….maximize earnings.

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It’s nice to see people working hard for their pensions…..

Some would call this unprofessional behavior, maybe even something worth getting fired over, but these are healthcare heroes and they can do no wrong.

Maybe there’s some health ordinances being broken here also, you know pulling out the biohazard pussy during surgery could bring a petri dish of infections…

Maybe this is just a sign of how there isn’t enough work to keep these flashers happy…

Maybe they are just filling their hippocratic oath of giving he patients what they need to recover because slutty nurses is the way it is meant to be!

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