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2025

09

Oct

Slutty Chiefs Fans of the Day

I may not follow sports because I have never followed sports. The idea of men in tights chasing each other over meaningless points for millions of dollars never fully seduced me….

But the NFL is America’s game and it’s bigger than ever, with transgender looking women like 6 foot tall Taylor Swift integrating herself into that world, so every one of her 5 billion fans who don’t realize her music is trash and that she’s manipulating them, can fall into the NFL too.

It’s almost like it’s an elaborate marketing scheme, but that would be questioning Taylor and Kelce’s true and authentic love….

Not everything is a CONSPIRACY Flannigan…

Anyway, Taylor’s team is the KC Chiefs, that is where her man is a star player…..so we’ll assume these fans are wearing the kind of thing Taylor wears before the BUSSY sex cuz the PUSSY sex may not be possible due to her possible testicles.

Kansas City is known for it’s hot pussy, but traditionally the hot pussy is hot because it’s obese.

The obesity rate in KC is surprisingly only 42%, which makes it the 39th fattest city….

I would expect it to be fatter, with all that BBQ and Taylor Swift off-gassing.

Either way, here are some fans..

Posted in:NFL

2025

10

Feb

Wild Chiefs Fans Gone Wild Before They Lost Miserably of the Day

As someone who hates winners, it was nice to see the Chiefs lose so brutally last night.

Not that I watch football, the concept of men in tights chasing a ball as highly paid adults is pretty fucking weird for my autism. Plus, I hate popular things.

I did think Taylor Swift getting booed was evidence that we are moving into a better place as a society, because Taylor Swift is trash. She is also a fucking scam who had a huge spell on the general public, which allowed her to profit, at the expense of all of us who hate her and find her sex appeal to be non-existent, her contribution to the culture disappointing at best, even lowering the general frequency of the minds of the people who listen to her, with some victim bullshit presented as empowered whore bullshit, while having no sex appeal in the process.

It’s been a weird ERA…

That being said, kicking a couple of assholes off their high horse, assuming they didn’t go into the game to lose, as part of the scripted NFL plan, because they are ultimately just puppets on the FOOSBALL table of billionaires, in some modern slavary or Gladiator shit where no one dies until the CTE sets in and the off themselves and their families…and where they get paid a lot.

The basic American love the sport, since the sport is at an all time high, with the help of marketing efforts and the likes of Taylor Swift, who despite being hated, is a big deal….

The basic American watches the sport, is a fanatic for their team, talk about and bet on the sport. Poeple love football.

So luckily, there’s enough whores out there who get naked in their branded Chiefs merch to target the fans, while showing their , so we get to make a football post about tits and ass, which is kind of my thing.

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