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2026

03

Apr

Joy Corrigan Postpartem Staged Paparazzi Whoring of the Day

Joy Corrigan was some Florida trash who never quite made it. She never did anything really mainstream or interesting, but she was skinny with bolt on tits and deep into the scene.

She wasn’t one of the hollywood plants that they forced on us, she was just a shameless self promoter who appealed to rich guys and ran with it…bolt on tits first.

They say that she’s a Playboy Playmate, but I have no real memory of that, maybe it happened but she was always more of a Florida chick who gave bikini fodder to the paparazzi when they waited for actual celebs…

She’s basically Florida’s Phoebe Price, just a shameless self promoter who is old as shit and knew how to use the paparazzi to her social media, which the new generation of half retards don’t bother doing..

So overall, she’s appreciated…her legacy irrelevant, her tactics nostalgic….but clearly she’s still doing it…

She had a kid with a real estate agent she only dated for a few weeks, that biological clock is ticking and for whatever reasons, she didn’t bother getting an athlete or actor or more significant sperm donor…

She recently dropped her litter and apparently felt hot enough to call her old buddies at the paparazzi for an PASTEL EASTER themed shoot with her braless mom tits…that almost make her sloppy ass pile of dog shit thighs that still have all the baby weight invisible…just not invisible enough cuz I see them….

Shameless self promotion on Easter Friday is always the fun kind of easter egg hunt, unlike the ones your pervert uncle used to make you do when he’d hid hard boiled eggs up his ass and make you dig them out with your mouth….not the easter miracle they teeth you about in church was it….NOT QUITE the easter CHOCOLATE the other kids would talk about when going back to school after EASTER WEEKEND…WAS IT?

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2023

20

Mar

Joy Corrigan Nip Slip of the Day

Joy to the world, or at least to the three people who read this site and appreciate a full Florida Tit slip out of a dress from a bikini model and early Instagram babe who produced that Florida bikini content before everyone realized it was a critical thing for success on social media. I wouldn’t go so far to say Joy to the Corigan is an innovator or life changer, she’s basically pretty stagnant throughout her instagram model career, but I will say more tit slips in our lives are meaningful, they bring joy to the world as joy brings her tits to the world

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2023

16

Jan

Joy Corrigan Bikini of the Day

Joy Corrigan is an instagram bikini model that first came into our lives a long time ago. I her being partnered up with Charlotte McKinney as the two Florida set of tits, where the REAL TITS beat the BOLT ONS, like in life….since Charlotte McKinney went onto reality TV with her tits while Joy Corrigan basically dated rich guys and continued her bikini content no one really cares about…but it’s bikini content…so I’ll look and so will you…

I think the most interesting thing about this is that she looks like she has a new face, but I have facial recognition blindness, so I could be wrong…it could be the same as it’s always been, just older, filtered, filled, who cares…the tits look the same…that’s what it’s about when on your knees with your bikini up your ass for content…right.

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2021

22

Nov

Joy Corrigan Pussy of the Day

Joy Corrigan is the weird-faced instagram model who I guess almost made it, whatever that means, but never quite officially made it, whatever that means, since nothing actually matters.

What I mean is that Joy Corrigan came up when Charlotte McKinney came up, both big tits from Florida in bikinis at a time when that was all you needed to go viral.

Now you need to do silly and humiliating dances like a mindless 5 year old despite being an adult…to go viral…so it’s way more effort than just standing in a picture in a bikini.

So she went viral, not never THAT VIRAL, but I’m sure her low level celebrity was enough celebrity to get rich dudes to buy her nice shit and more importantly…make her own money selling shit to her creepy fans…it’s the MODERN BUSINESS MAN hustle…

Joy Corrigan is in a nude shoot, I don’t know the context or reason, but I fucking love when girls get naked and you should too…clothing just gets in the way.


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2021

28

Sep

Joy Corrigan Bikini of the Day

Joy Corrigan is a North Carolina raised now 26 year old, hot bodied instagram model came to us via MIAMI back in 2013 when Instagram was first getting its start and the girls of Miami had the advantage of going viral thanks to their access to taking hot an consistent bikini pics in tropical places, which is 95 percent of the reason instagram worked….it’s like a ladies night concept in the bar scene…if you bring the women, the men will show up with their credit cards to party….cuz we’re all so easily manipulated by pussy….they call them honey pots….

So with her millions of instagram followers, her Miami quality tits, and I guess instagram quality of face fillered face, but it’s not terrible, it’s just terrible that a girl thinks she’s tall enough and hot enough to move to Miami for a legit modelling career in bikinis, not moving to Miami to do porn, but to do legit modeling, yet still feels insecure about herself enough to jack herself up, I mean is that just what these girls need to do to recruit the super rich guys they fly on private jets with? Are those rich guys semi-gay because they like women who look less like women and more like men pretending to be women….you know cuz they’ve already blown through so many hot chicks, they need something different to cum…

I DO NOT KNOW….She’s still hot and skinny though, and that’s good enough for me.

How about her topless shoot – since tits are better!

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2020

04

Aug

Joy Corrigan Topless of the Day

Joy Corrigan Topless

Joy Corrigan has been chasing this instagram dream for a long fucking time. She started up what must be 7 or 8 years ago in posting up her fake tits on instagram and has found a way to get 650,000 potentially real but probably mainly fake followers to help her pretend she’s relevant or some kind of celebrity in the lowest fucking form.

It’s a good tactic to get rich boyfriends to pay you an allowance like a sex worker, because rich guys are obviously idiots, and I guess a good way to make yourself feel relevant or like you are more than just the Flordia Trashcan you crawled out of, because unlike all the other Florida whores with bolt on fake tits, she’s not working at Fort Lauderdale hooters, she’s living a more exclusive rich person life…at the hotels of South Beach, New York and LA…where I guess she’s with those rich guys who pay her an allowance.

I’m not hating…I’m into how she’s looking in this shoot.

Joy Corrigan Topless

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2019

22

Apr

Joy Corrigan Slutty of the Day

Joy Corrigan Slutty Wet Bikini

I don’t even know why I am bothering with Joy Corrigan. She is just some South Florida girl who got on instagram, was able to show off her big fake tits, that’s the reason she bought them, and eventually found herself some rich guys to live off of, and a sense of meaning and importance, like people actually cared about her and thought she had something to offer, like her tits…so like every low level instagram model, her ego got inflated and she ended up in NYC or LA where she is likely pursuing acting or modeling only to really get work back home in florida cuz brands need bikini pics and she’s got that bikini body for the bikini pics….that doesn’t need to be flown or housed anywhere….but that is instead local and can capture their IG content for them.

So if anything, being in Florida was a gift, it allowed her to get “jobs” cuz companies needed bikini pics..while throwing her in NYC made her fade into obscurity…since she’s not that great…

But she’s back, I guess…with a new face…and it’s all so boring…I’ll still post it though cuz I’ve already written a paragraph on it.

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2019

02

Apr

Joy Corrigan Topless Spreading her Legs of the Day

Joy Corrigan Topless Spread Legs
Joy Corrigan is a bootleg aspiring model from Florida…who is now in her 30s…or close to her 30s..

I found her interesting enough when she was a skinny chick with Bolt on tits in south Florida doing her Florida trash bikini model thing.

She’s get all kinds of jobs based on being in Florida so that the brands wouldn’t have to pay models to fly out there….which got her to pick up a lot of work…so there she was seemingly busy and working all the time…something LA models know nothing about…

Then…she decided that all her followers meant she was important and a celebrity and worthy of the LA and NYC life, leaving South Florida…and just basically doing the sugar baby rich kid bullshit…

But still out there with her tits, that are attached to her tits, but not her actual her tits…more beach balls that got stuck there or morphed into her and that grew into nipples after she got struck by lightning during a hurricane…

“Florida Woman Stuck By Lightnight Now Has Beach Ball Tits…”


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2019

20

Feb

Joy Corrigan Hard Nipples of the Day

Joy Corrigan Hard Nipples Braless

Joy Corrigan is some Florida set of tits that got some traction on instagram early on, thought that made her a model, thought that allowed her to move to LA and NYC to be bicoastal, rather than just stay in Florida where she would show off her bolt on tits to rich people coming through….and her career really never took off, it just positioned her for rich guys to fuck her, and I guess now that she’s 5-6 years older….she’s forced to start injecting her face, as these women do, thinking it will make them more appealing like a Kardashian…because they never had much talent to begin with…and have really just been a set of bathing suit bolt on tits all along…relatively interchangeable with any set of tits…but unaware of that basic fucking fact…

Hot times…with the hard nipples in NYC.

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2018

10

Dec

Joy Corrigan Wet Bikini of the Day

This is about as exciting as seeing a never famous instagram girl who has a lot of followers for posting bikini pics…getting into a bikini for the paparazzi she is friends with…in Florida where she is from and where she built her instagram fame that is hardly fame…since no one knows who she is from…

Which is not all that exciting at all….but is an old fucking aging girl doing the only thing that has worked for her…which I guess is like me and this blog, it was a thing barely for a minute and I’m still doing it because why the fuck not continue it….only they visibly fall apart in the process while I’m still here…like the cockroach I am.

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