I want to make t-shirts that say “I’m Vaping, but I’d Rather be Choking on Cock” because there’s nothing more faggy than a man sucking on a plastic inhalant like some kind of asthmatic instead of smoking real fucking tobacco.

I don’t smoke anymore, but some of my happiest times in life involved smoking, and just because I decided to abuse myself by quitting because it was unaffordable, and probably a better choice for my obesity, that doesn’t mean I don’t love everything about tobacco.

So when I see a bunch of popcorn lunged high estrogen gamer dudes with their energy drinks and vapes, I feel sadness for the culture…the generation who like their nicotine fruity and sweet. Gay.

So it’s nice to see Jodie Comers with a smoke in her porn shoot…

She’s not a porn chick, despite being shamelessly stripped down and showing off her panties, as she most likely gets turned on by the experience of being in front of the camera doing boudoir….husbands were fucked in the making of this photoshoot.

I don’t know who Jodie Comer, but being named comer when you’re triggering the COOMERS of the internet with porno photoshoots is pretty appropriate for a porn name…

COME EVERYWHERE…SO MUCH THEY NAMED HER THE COMER…

I am sure she was teasted about all the coming in her life growing up, it’s probably what got her into SMUT in the first place….she was BORN FOR PORN…wasn’t she….

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