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2025

03

Jun

Slutty Country Girl Fetish of the Day

Country Girls are a hot fetish and not just because there’s a new found interest in Country Music amongst the younger generation who grew up on video game music, realizing that music can be a story and experience from the heart.

Country girls are a hot fetish because they are from the heartland, from traditional family backgrounds, they may even go to church…but thanks to being in a remote area where everyone knows your name, the burning desire for new cock makes them stray from those values.

Their wholesome outfits, or their working the farm in their jeans and shit kickers, healthy and hearty, fit and strong, ready to wrangle a horse, hail bail and make a pie from food that she harvested just makes her more interesting than the sad city girl who sits in her apartment with her cats when not out having wine with the friends…

Being outdoors is a luxury, even in poverty….so girls who seemingly live that slower paced, outdoor, nothing to do but tend to their horniness themselves rather than on tinder dates where they discuss shit like feminism or world issues….makes them good….

The whole Farmer’s daughter thing…even if they are just hicks and not farmer’s daughters at all…is great…

So here are some pics:

Posted in:Farm|Farmers

2009

17

Apr

Haylie Duff Still Has a Horse Head of the Day

If you’ve been wondering about what Haylie Duff’s been up to and god fucking knows why you would be wondering anything like that, because she’s just Hilary Duff’s ugly latch-on older sister, who hasn’t done much and if she has even done anything, it’s all been handouts from her successful human lookin’ sister.

I guess the funny thing in all this is that Haylie doesn’t really know her place in the world, it’s like the older sister is supposed to be the one guiding the younger one, that is how nature wanted it to be, and there’s that cloud lurking over her head knowing that she isn’t as pretty, talented, smart as her little sister, and has to be reminded everyday that her parents got it right the second time around, and that she was just batting practice that should have ended up on the abortion clinic floor.

So I hear whenever these thoughts take over, she heads out to the stable to visit the only thing she can really relate to because her family let her down, but her horses are always there to remind her of where she came from.

Posted in:Barn|Farm|Haylie Duff|Shorts|Stable