You may or may not believe in the middle-earth reptilian conspiracy theory, where these demonic creatures put on their skin suits and become the most powerful elites in the world, occasionally slipping up and letting us seem their demonic lizard eyes, or their demonic lizard tongues, because when you’re a shapeshifting skin suit wearing monster, it’s hard to be perfect.

But you definitely have to believe in Chelsea Handler, now an old lady, doing aggressive work on her face that leaves her looking like a Lizard person from middle-earth, all demonic and creepy, ready to eat your soul as she takes your money.

Even when she’s got her fake tits in the hands of some fat chick, in a way that she posed for, knowing she would post in on social media like an attention whore that she is, all I see is lizard, blame menopause.

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