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2010

08

Feb

Marisa Miller’s Ass in Celebrity Flag Football Game of the Day

Celebrities or “Hardly-Celebrities” always try to get into the action. If some big event is going down, they have to do some stunt to annoy the public with, thinking that we care, when really it makes them look like they are latching onto something bigger than them, for a little attention….so obviously when the superbowl came along – they had no choice but to do a flag superbowl for the stars, and by stars I mean Olivia Munn and Marisa Miller who are hardly stars to begin with, they shoulda thrown in that guy from the viagra commercial and one of the Extras on Golden Palace to make shit really legit and all I know is that if I was playing I’d be tackling Marisa Miller too, and after the game, I’d try to make Oliva Munn choke on my cock…but that’s just cuz she’s a whore….

Olivia Munn

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Celebrity|Flag Football|Marisa Miller

2010

03

Feb

Kristin Cavallari’s Panty Ass goes Shopping of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is definitely a useless piece of shit, except when she’s showing off her panties when shopping, because any girl showing off panties when shopping, or pretty much anywhere has a use for at least on panty fetishist out there, giving her something to look forward to when her uselessness leaves her out of work again, before crawling back to her employers and last standing fan when she’s hardly needed hopin’ to get paid, but none of that matters, just look at her ass….fantasize about what those lace panties smell like, or where she has worn them before, or whether she’s been fucked in them, or masturbated with them, whether they have period stains in them, or a hole from her acidic pussy juice or just think that these panties are closer than you will ever be to her genitals, and these panties know every contour and fleshy lip ripple, they know if she is an inny or an outty, if her clit sticks out like a thumb, or if it is a mangled mess….and I guess you will too in a solid 15 years when she runs out of money and gets desperate unless of course she kills herself first.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Kristin Cavallari|Shopping

2010

25

Jan

Fergie’s Dumpy Ass and Rihanna’s Shitty See Through for the NRJ Awards of the Day

The NRJ Awards happened this past weekend and nobody cared because no one has ever heard of the NRJ Awards. They are some French bullshit and they managed to recruit Rihanna and Fergie to the event…who I guess thought they had to dress sexy because they were in fashionable …I don’t know whether they actually won an award at the event, both it is safe to say both definitely won for being washed up sluts the public finally realizes were never hot now that the media has stopped raping us up the ass with their bullshit images trying to hang on as hard as they can….I seriously can’t figure out what happend to Fergie’s face but I think it’s safe to say “Burn victim”…..

Here’s Rihanna doin the doily…..I can only assume her mother in Barbados made this out of shit she stole from the hotel she worked at….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Fergie|NRJ Awards|Rihanna|See Thru

2010

22

Jan

Maria Sharapova Half Ass Flash of the Day

Tennis is the one sport I can handle watching because it is the televised sport closest to porn that I’ve found. I went into this yesterday and don’t think I have to really get into it again…just think grunts, panties, camel toe, sweat, grunts, faces of struggle and pain, ass, athleticism, heavy breathing, hard nipples and sometimes on women who don’t look like dudes. Some guys will always dig tennis playing pussy and I just happen to be one of them….

Posted in:Ass|flash|Maria Sharapova

2010

14

Jan

Fergie Hot Ass on Set of the Day

I’ve held hands with Fergie. I snuck into some exclusive event in Canada a few years ago and she was there. I grabbed at her hand to introduce myself and tell her I wanted to rim her ass to see if there were still scars from where her dick was, but her security got in the way and pretty much assaulted me, but as they were ripping us apart, my hand was in still in Fergie’s….shit was like out of a Nazi film where families were being pulled apart by the guards and thrown into different cattle carts taking them to different work camps only to bump into each other on the streets of New York 40 years after that day, like some kind of miracle, only far less significant, traumatic, dramatic or historical…but I guess it was for me cuz I’m writing about it today. She was surprisingly seriosuly worth fucking in person and I guess these pics of her ass on set help prove that.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Fergie

2010

13

Jan

Katy Perry’s Shitty Ass in a Shitty Outfit of the Day

Russell Brand proposing to Katy Perry after dating for only a few months makes total sense to me, you know because he’s a fag and actually loves cock and she’s got the ass and the same taste in shoes someone with a cock. The only thing this waste of space twat has going for her is her tits and maybe the fact that she’s got HIV thanks to Russell Brand’s history of sharing needles, unfortunately for us though, he was just pretending to be a heroin addict for the book that made him famous in the UK that eventually made him famous here, it was satire which is code for bullshit, so unfortunately we’ll have to cross our fingers and hope a plane crashes into the multi-million dollar mansion they don’t deserve because they are hacks, but at least she’ looks like a clown, cuz every shitty kids party is more fun with a shitty clown….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Katy Perry|Leggings

2010

11

Jan

Phoebe Price’s Ass in Silver of the Day

I guess Phoebe Price thought her ass was good enough to Bronze the shit so that it will eternally live with us, like a mother does with her babies first shoes, but since Phoebe Price is too old and self involved to have a baby, she went for the closest fucking thing, or maybe she’s just wearing a pair of metallic leggings to give off that effect and hope the sun reflects off the shit and blinds a er-by causing a car accident, so that if gives her the illusion that she still has whatever it is she had that led her ego taking her to Hollywood to share with the world in the first place, when really shit’s just old and sloppy….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Phoebe Price|Silver

2010

04

Jan

Miranda Kerr’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

She’s a fucking bikini model, I don’t see how seeing her in a bikini in her spare time is supposed to be fucking exciting, it’d be like if someone posted pictures of me sitting naked on my stained couch on my shitty computer typing and except in my case, no one would know who I was, and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be jerking off to me, so maybe a better example would be a stripper taking off her shirt at an afterhours club while jacked on MDMA, it’s just expected behavior, despite how nice it may be, it’s not worth celebrating because when dealing with a slut, you’re dealing with a fucking slut, ya know….Here are the pics of her and Orlando Bloom cuz they are both Australian so it made sense to date, they understand each other’s white trash mentality.

Pics via Bauer
Pics via INF

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Miranda Kerr

2009

30

Dec

Sugababes Bikini Asses From Behind of the Day

Yeah, I know, posting this garbage band in their bikinis is pretty fucking weak, but in my defense, it’s winter vacation and you should be off your computer and seducing tourists or other people on your resort, you shouldn’t be here judgin my weak Euro content.

They are in Barbados, they are in bikinis, one of them has a serious fat ass, I guess she’s doin’ the “Rihanna” , which for those of you who don’t know, is wearing a bikini in Barbados despite your fat ass.

I don’t even know who they are, but they are in bikinis and that is good enough for me….cuz I’m a pervert….and here are the pics….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Sugababes

2009

29

Dec

Coco’s Got A Ridiculous Body of the Day

Coco’s turned her body into some kind of freakshow attraction and it’s worked out pretty well for her, you know with the whole Ice-T marriage that pretty much secures that she is seen at high profile events, making it so she doesn’t have to strip or do whatever it is she was doing before seducing Ice-T with her retarded fake tits. She looks like a fucking cartoon character in the cartoon erotica you watch because you can’t get laid, with her exagerated huge fake tits and huge fake ass, and the whole thing seems like overkill considering Ice-T is black and would probably fuck anything so long as it was white.

Either way, she brought her tacky, trashy ass to the pages of some magazine I’m sure none of you will ever read and here are the pics…

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Ridiculous|Tits