Amanda Seyfried was at one time the hottest actress of the time.

She was basically the classier and prettier Sydney Sweeney, because she didn’t look inbred or like she had some disability or missing a chromosome.

You know, they say that retarded women have big tits for survival, just putting that out there…..when talking Sydney Sweeney.

Seyfried did the whole cheesy family programming one month, then lesbian sex with her tits out the next.

It was a good time had by all….

She’s old now, a mom, showing some cleaving and in Toronto…and that’s exciting if you’re into OLD BITCHES IN CANADA Fetishes…which all Canadians are….

They have this movement they call ELBOWS UP about pro Canada, made in Canada shit and there is nothing a Canadian loves more than when real people they see on the TVs make their way to their country. It legitimizes us….

Either way, TITS at a FESTIVAL…

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Amanda Seyfried is pretty fucking old at this point. She’s a mom, lives in Upstate New York with the other retirees, but apparently she’s not ready to retire yet….

She’s out here doing media in a pair of white panties, no scared of getting her period due to the whole menopause thing, and her once full tit seems a little sadder after being drained of milk and the whole aging thing.

However, there was a time when I thought Seyfried was top level hottest celebrity hollywood could offer us….

She was basically the LOHAN replacement and ran a career that included shitty mainstream G-Rated shit, but every year she’d do something racy that would involve her tits, like playing Linda Lovelace or some dyke who scissors with Julianne Moore’s firecrotch.

It was a simpler time, so it was a bigger deal than titty for shameless self promotion is now….

In Hollywood , she was actually a babe, because Hollywood likes to shit out uglies in attempts to trick us into thinking they are hot, because of a cloning lab malfunction or some shit….

They’ve MIND CONTROLLED THE WRONG ONE and now we have to pretend they are bombshells…

Now, I don’t know if Seyfried was ever a BOMBSHELL, she’s probably average looking made hotter with the tits, but that tactic works when the average looking girl still has a cute enough face….but these days it’s tits with a busted down inbred looking face,…so seeing great tits without a busted down face is pretty rare these days..so it matters now more than ever…

She’s old and out here trying…no idea why…bills to poy….but I’ll look.

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Amanda Seyfried put outa video for some business she owns called MAKE IT CUTE.

I didn’t look too deep into the business, but it seems to be playhouses for kids, since she’s a mom who is raising her kids in upstate New York, which probably encourages playing and using your imagination more than walking to streets of some city that’s falling apart….

She wore a tight shirt, her tits looked good in the tight shirt, because I am a pervert and I can sexualize tits in all settings…even when promoting being a mom with a business for kids…

I took it upon myself to edit out the kids from the video, so we can focus on Seyfried’s tits, the way nature intended.

For those of you who don’t know, before Seyfriend was a 40 year old mom with a business, she was an actress who would do shitty movies for the money and offset that with artsy movies where she fucked Julianne Moore and showed off her tits.

She was basically Sydney Sweeney with smaller tits, who was actually hot, but more importantly, could act without sounding like a dopey medicated retard.

Seyfried’s still great and so are the tits…

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It looks like Amanda Seyfried has adapted to the social media influencer bullshit that all celebrities are forced into because they love money and there is too much money in the system to be made….

So now that she’s a mom, she’s done more than put her hot tits to use, she’s also launched some kids product-line, because anyone can own a brand in this era, even a rich as fuck celebrity.

Seyfried has always been one of my favorites, I guess I like the idea of a blonde pubic hair in a world of bald pussy….

I also liked that she was accepted as the cheesy romantic comedy actress, who would do some corny shit, only to drop some aggressive sex scenes, even lesbian sex scenes, to pretend she has artistic integrity, even though acting isn’t an art, but more likely to pull the tits out, because acting is exhibitionism….

I liked her approach to doing commercial garbage and showing her tits….and still being able to do commercial garbage.

I also like that she lives in a farm upstate, has animals and her dog is still alive even though it’s probably in its 20s. A woman who likes animals and who has a farm while having rockin tits is a woman worth wanting to breed with even though she’s already been bred with….I guess you can just stepfather…

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Amanda Seyfried may be old as shit at this point, but she was the Sydney Sweeney of her era, where she’d do corny bullshit movies that probably paid well, then movies full of nudity to show off her tits because she knew she had tits to show off and packaging as being artsy and interesting or challenging herself in her craft was a far more acceptable to push those tits out there, allowing her to maintain that mainstream work without being seen as a whore…

She’s on the beach, I don’t know where, but her mom pussy is wrapped in some bikini bottoms and the real highlight of the shoot is that her sweet old dog is still by her side, I’m into dogs and seeing that he’s still living his best life after eating her period filled panties and sniffing her crotch all those years…seeing her naked all the time, seeing her fuck all the time, this dog has a special set of memories…

I also like staring or trying to stare at pussy in bikini bottoms, it’s a fetish….even when the pussy is wearing hat and glasses like its allergic to the sun, or some nerdy dad who is scared of the sun, or like some touristy half lesbian mom who shops at LL Bean and likes hiking…

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There was a time when Lohan was the prime starlet that we held in high esteem, but that time ended because for whatever reason, the industry wanted Lohan destroyed, and you can assume that it was based on her behavior, but I tend to think it was a concerted effort to knock her off her throne, and for whatever reason they decided that Amanda Seyfried, who was also in Mean Girls, was the girl to replace her, which she did pretty fucking well.

Lohan used to text me sometimes, it was a different era and I when Seyfried scored one of her jobs, she didn’t say very nice things about her, if only I still had those old Motorola phones, but I don’t, so take my word for it, even though I’m a liar.

The fact that Lohan hated Seyfried, made me like her all the more, then she started doing racier movies with her hot tits out, to compliment or offset the hokey corny ass movies she was doing, and through it all, I thought she was great to look at while naked.

She unfortunately chose breeding over career, which to some of us, is a hotter option now that we know how empty the world is for these girls who don’t breed, and I guess she’s making a hot mom comback, this time in a photoshoot that we’ll assume is promoting some movie she’s in that I can only hope she gets naked in.

This shoot is a little bit too much like a Tampon ad, you know just generic in the country, probably near where her farm is, which we should find the address for, since it’ll be a great place to wait out the apocalypse, farm life is the best life, growing your own food is the ONLY way to escape the matrix system……

But she’s still in a bikini bottom, with a big whit mom ass on a dock by the pond, and that manages to excite me.

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I am sure if you went through the archives of the site, and you won’t, but if you did, you would see that I am a big Amanda Seyfriend fan….

That doesn’t mean that I don’t think she’s some useless, garbage celebrity because that overrides or supercedes anything positive you’d say about these idiots….you know a little DISCLAIMER…I a m a big Amanda Seyfried fan, BUT she is an actress, therefore that’s like being the fan of the nicest dog shit you see at the dog part that some asshole didn’t pick up because it is winter…

Now that I’ve cleared that up….the reasons I like Seyfriend are:

1- She would do 1 nudie movie and 1 shitty mainstream Disney level movie in the same year….so she’d get that mainstram money and we’d get her tits…you know cuz she’s an artist….

2- She has big tits on her small frame, always a win…whether those tits are real or not, I don’t care, they are tits and NOTHING is real.

3- LOHAN fucking hates her, they were in Mean Girls together and Seyfried was basically the Lohan replacement in at least 2 movies I can think of, there were probably more, and despite being a Lohan fan first, I like cat fights….and yes, I still think Lohan will win an Oscar, I’ve been saying it for years, it will happen….because LOHAN supercedes all….

4 – She gets naked in movies..which I guess is number 1, but all we care about here…

So….I guess Seyfried now that she’s been ruined through childbirth….is back on the scene, hence the media she’s doing, pantsless looking hot…so this is a welcome back, she’s hot and I never think celebs are hot…so there.

Here she is breast feeding for woman free the nipple empowerment or some shit…

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I am a firm believer that all celebrities are pieces of shit. Overrated, overpaid, pieces of shit. They don’t offer us with any real value, their skill set of acting is hardly a skill, and the fact they get paid millions to be actors is a fucking scam against society….I get that we need things to fill our empty minds, to distract us, and to keep us fat in front of our TVs, but to celebrate the idiots in the pictures is idiotic, yet here we are…celebrating the idiots in the pictures..and yes I call movies pictures because I was born in 1902.

I will say that I am a fan of Amanda Seyfried…for the longest time, when people would ask me who my favorite celebrity was, I’d say Seyfried…I mean I didn’t say that for that long, and it was a long time ago…and my opinion of her was solely based on one thing…big tits on a small frame…which will forever excite me…even if I fully embrace small tits too…

This was back when she was doing 2-3 movies a year, she basically moved in and replaced Lohan on Lovelace and a few other projects and LOHAN was crackheadedly texting me back then and she hated it…so it made me like Seyfried more…her success was causing Lohan sadness and despite thinking Lohan was great…I believe Seyfried was better…

Anyway, Seyfriend, who in the paparazzi was this unshowered slob in sweatpants, which at the time, no celebs wore in public…she looked disgusting….but then she’d be so hot in the movies…and out of those 3 movies she’d do a year, 1 or 2 would be nude movies and the other some Disney level queer emotional shit for teens….

At the time, you were either a nude model, or a cheesy model, and she managed to be both…and when I saw model…I mean “car model” not fashion model..figure it out fuckers…

So boring as fuck Seyfried, is still boring as fuck, but she’s still got her Brown Dog she’s had forever and she’s potentially naked…a mom now…but potentially naked…a nice reminder of what she was about 10 years ago…right

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